Thirsty Giraffe WOMEN'S T-SHIRT by John Alan Martinson (Kawaii, Humor, Kinky, Urolagnia, Sexy)
Introducing a fun and cheeky T-shirt featuring a hilarious cartoon illustration of a giraffe sipping what appears to be urine! This clever design is not only adorable but also based on a real-life giraffe behavior—male giraffes taste the urine of female giraffes to determine if they're ready to mate. It’s a playful nod to the animal kingdom’s quirky rituals, making it a perfect conversation starter for those who appreciate humor, intimacy, and nature's curiosities.
John Alan Martinson creates miscellaneous content on a variety of subjects, including religion, gematria, TTRPGs (tabletop role-playing games), self-improvement, sexuality, politics, social issues, occult, conspiracy and many other subjects. “Jack” is primarily a writer, blogger, voice actor and audiobook producer.
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Marijuana in the Bible: Cannabis in the Tanakh, Divine Mathematics and the Cure for Cancer by John Martinson
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