#7: Footwear Pain, Upside Down Planes, Swinger Strain and Crowded Brains!

Hey there Get Off MY Lawn Army! Welcome back to another episode of the Podcast, where we, your hosts Darren and Dave, dive into the quirks of social media, the antics of millennials and Gen Z, and anything else that catches our attention. #GOMLARMY

We kicked off with some updates:

· We're now on Locals and Rumble! While we don't have videos up yet, stay tuned for future content.

Thong Gate
Dave shared a personal tragedy involving his favourite pair of Havaiana thongs. After a mishap on his lawn, he blew out the front plug of his right thong. However, in a stroke of luck, he found two right thongs in his cupboard, albeit in different colours. This led to a humorous discussion about the durability of thongs and sandals.

Main Segments
Flat Earth Theories
We introduced a local character from Cairns, known as Bungie Mark on TikTok. Mark is a flat earther with some unique theories about how planes should fly if the Earth were a globe. His demonstrations using a globe and a dare ice coffee bottle provided us with plenty of laughs and head-scratching moments.

Dear Dave
We received our first "Dear Dave" letter from an anonymous listener(Well he was anonymous for a little while). The listener is in a relationship with a girl who has expressed interest in a threesome involving another guy. This led to a deep dive into the complexities of relationships, trust, and personal boundaries. Dave offered some thoughtful, albeit humorous, advice on navigating this tricky situation.

Dissociative Identity Disorder (DID)
We revisited the topic of DID with a new character, Solar, who has multiple alters. Solar's system includes a variety of personalities, including a bird named Kestrel and a non-human from Pluto. We explored the complexities and challenges of living with DID, providing both insight and entertainment.

Thanks for tuning in, and we'll catch you next time on the Get Off My Lawn podcast!

Darren & Dave.

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Timestamps

00:00:00 - Introduction and Banter

00:00:51 - Podcast Introduction

00:01:35 - Social Media and Video Plans

00:02:37 - Personal Struggles and Thong Tragedy

00:04:44 - Thong Preferences and Stories

00:07:05 - Thong Saga Continues

00:07:15 - First Subject: Flat Earther from Cairns

00:08:39 - Flat Earth Demonstration with Plane and Globe

00:10:01 - Flat Earth Logic Explained

00:11:20 - Critique of Flat Earther's Logic

00:13:24 - Further Flat Earth Demonstrations

00:16:03 - Gravity and Flat Earth

00:18:06 - Helicopter and Flat Earth

00:19:09 - Fake Earth Photos and Illusions

00:20:10 - Amusement Park Illusion

00:21:07 - Historical Flat Earth Claims

00:22:43 - Overthrowing the Government and Log Ride

00:24:06 - Teaser for Dear Dave Segment

00:24:27 - Dear Dave: Threesome Dilemma

00:27:28 - Dave's Advice on Threesome Dilemma

00:33:38 - Alternative Solutions for Threesome Dilemma

00:34:04 - Conclusion of Dear Dave Segment

00:35:24 - Introduction to Solar System (DID System)

00:36:53 - River's Introduction and System Explanation

00:39:02 - Solar System's Social Media and Contact

00:41:05 - Kestrel's Introduction

00:44:08 - Kestrel's Role and Fusion Explanation

00:47:59 - Kuiper Belt Liaison and Headspace Modifications

00:50:56 - Kestrel's Internal Role and Fusion Process

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