Diddy has been taken off Minecraft watch!

Diddy has been taken off Minecraft watch because, clearly, he’s now laser-focused and brimming with strength in his luxurious Brooklyn jail suite. His attorney assures us that Diddy is ‘focused and very strong,’ which is exactly what you’d expect from someone who’s traded in his diamond pickaxe for a set of prison bars. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any more entertaining, someone has come forward with a tape of Diddy’s exploits. Who knew jail could be such a character-building experience?