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Weather Network
The weather network is a fuckin' joke.
Everything turns to shit that's fuckin' woke.
Can't get the 3-day correct, but tell us we're evil,
Lies and propaganda fed to the people.
Yet another arm of the globalist machine,
Weaponize the weather, y'all know what I mean.
We're calling you out, you're clearly on the take,
As bad as CNN, you're all fuckin' fake.
Just call the weather, get it correct.
Nobody wants your opinions, last time I checked.
You're not an actor or some puppet from the news,
They say shit comes in threes, but you're big number twos.
It's the hottest day again and again,
Changing the map color, you fuckin' conmen.
But CO2's bad, you pleb, don't ya knows,
That's why real growers inject it in their grows.
While the elites private jet to put on their show,
Hey look, it's September, sub-zero, and snow.
Just call the weather, get it correct.
Nobody wants your opinions, last time I checked.
You're not an actor or some puppet from the news,
They say shit comes in threes, but you're big number twos.
Global warming name change 'cause we're proving you wrong,
Now climate change it's called, stuck in the middle like pong.
Scientific studies paid for by the man,
To keep us in a state of fear, we know your game plan.
We sure do miss them glaciers, gone long ago.
We sure do love carbon taxes, stealing our dough.
No more ice caps, forests burnt down,
I will say it again, get the three-day correct, you scumbaggin' clowns.
Just call the weather, get it correct.
Nobody wants your opinions, last time I checked.
You're not an actor or some puppet from the news,
They say shit comes in threes, but you're big number twos.
You think the oceans will rise and take over the beach,
It's a campaign of control, wash your mouths out with bleach.
I'm here for the people, I'm here for the masses,
To show the world the facts, through the "They Live" glasses.
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