Hurricane, Strippers, & Uber Rants: A Sporadic Vlog

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It’s a typical day in Miami, but with a hurricane looming and unpredictable rides. I'm back after a short break, talking about the monotony of Uber driving and the occasional odd encounters, like being involved in what feels like an escort service just by driving around Miami. The Uber group chat is buzzing about premium and comfort rides, but it’s the same old story—low pay and the struggle to stay motivated.

I dive into some of the funny but frustrating moments like getting Uber Share rides sneakily thrown my way. There's also the usual mix of airport runs, tourists partying on a Tuesday, and a personal theory about how people don’t get Miami’s seasonal vibes. Between juggling rainstorms and avoiding pickups near police cars, I keep things rolling while dodging Miami’s infamous traffic and floods.

With the storm approaching, airport runs are getting trickier, and the chaos in the Uber lot is real. I’ll admit the rides were slow today, but hey, we grind. Maybe tomorrow, with the storm really hitting, the action will pick up. For now, I’m just staying local, running the night shift, and seeing what the storm brings next.

Timestamps:

0:00:00 – Random Tuesday & hurricane incoming
0:00:30 – Vlogging again after a week off
0:01:12 – The monotony of Uber rides lately
0:02:07 – Hitting $200 on the weekend, but weekdays drag
0:03:20 – $13 Uber reservations vs old $50 Premier rides
0:03:52 – The 'Women of the Night' trend in Miami
0:04:42 – Feeling like a part of Miami’s prostitution ring
0:05:34 – Avoiding police sirens during Uber pickups
0:06:02 – Skipping the car wash due to rain
0:07:37 – $9 ride or $7 ride? The eternal rideshare question
0:08:05 – Getting canceled on after accepting a ride
0:09:23 – Short local rides and adjusting to life without Tesla
0:11:09 – Diamond transition into the night shift
0:12:01 – The $6 ride debate: is it worth it?
0:13:11 – Picking up tourists and partygoers in Miami Beach
0:13:42 – The theory on Brits and Miami party culture
0:14:52 – Palmetto Bay ride discussion, transitioning to tomorrow
0:16:55 – Discussing Hurricane Helen and its impact on rides
0:18:01 – Reflecting on night shifts and weekend earnings
0:19:45 – The random, torrential downpour experience
0:20:51 – Driving through dangerous puddles on the highway
0:21:19 – Activating Uber and Lyft during hurricane season
0:24:01 – Spirit Halloween stores and the seasonal business
0:25:26 – Pool parties and Halloween costume talk
0:26:54 – More on short rides and staying local
0:28:31 – Rides disappearing just as they’re accepted
0:30:08 – Chaos at the airport and backed-up flights
0:32:11 – Dealing with Marlins Park traffic
0:33:32 – Declining low-paying Uber rides
0:35:07 – The slow grind and planning for a storm surge
0:37:57 – Uber lot chaos: leaving the airport empty-handed
0:39:20 – Rant about Uber Share sneaking into my rides
0:42:45 – Thoughts on Uber’s sneaky shared ride policies
0:44:57 – Wrapping up the night and preparing for the next day