Bangkok man arrested after 20 years of unlicensed penis surgery

A Thai man has been arrested for performing penis enlargement surgeries despite holding no formal qualifications in penis enlargement. Kittikorn Songsri, ironically from Bangkok, would charge between $150 – $600 for a range of penile enhancements that he had apparently taught himself to perform over his elongated, 20-year career. Such procedures involved injecting silicone and thickeners into his membership’s members, or snipping a ligament that allows more of the penis within to emerge outside the body. The side effects of these backroom procedures are somewhat horrifying, however. In the case of the ligament snipping, it leaves men unable to get it up (they actually get it middle), and with the injections, it can leave debilitating infections. One such infection led to a call to the police.

An officer went undercover, posing as a man needing an upgrade to his personal weaponry. Once he had successfully penetrated the backdoor penis surgeon’s premises, more officers piled in, leading to Songsri’s arrest and the seizure of enough silicone to make even Diddy blush. It emerged that the 36-year-old had started performing illegal penis operations upon leaving school, and had received no formal medical training. The police have urged men around the country that fake penis doctors can cause serious harm, and that it’s a better idea to leave it in your pants.