Two Kids Are Boxing When One Decides To Fart On The Other’s Head

On our left in the black t-shirt is Kid One! On our right in the red-shirt is Kid Two! And DING DING! The boxing match of the century has begun. The punches come fast and furious – this isn’t just any old playing around with boxing gloves on while in someone’s den, you know. This is serious. The blows come from left and right until Kid Two ducks down and grabs Kid One by the waist. Now the rulebook has been thrown out of the window, it’s every boy for himself and Kid One pulls Kid Two down to the floor. In a fancy bit of maneuvering, Kid Two finds himself straddling Kid One’s head so decides that the best move here will be…to fart on Kid One’s head. And so that’s what he does! It’s a move Mike Tyson would never have even dared make which makes this so daring and crazy. The fart that’s heard around the world thunders over Kid One’s head who is so incensed by this move that he ups his game and begins pummeling Kid Two over and over. Kid Two is crying laughing over his own farting move, however, so sort of just lets him.