Girl Freaks Out Big Time When She Hears Her Favorite Store Is Opening A Local Branch

She’s screaming. She’s crying. She’s in utter hysterics. Dad is concerned. I mean, sure his legs are up and he’s taping the whole thing on his phone so he can’t be THAT concerned, but hey, he’s still concerned, okay, so stop judging. Just why is Sydney, the girl he’s raised since when she was a tiny baby crying like she has lost a parent? She has to repeat herself a few times before we can truly understand, so thick are her tears, but it turns out Sydney just found out that…deep breath…they’re going to be opening an American Girl store in her neighborhood. Wow! That’s clearly too much for Sydney to handle and the emotions overwhelm her frontal cortex like a tsunami racing across a beach. Her world is making either too much sense or not enough sense right now. Dad asks her why she’s crying over the news and Syd manages to tell him through the tears that she’s really happy. Never has materialism been happier.