Woke Up With a Lizard: Here's What Happened!

The video tells a humorous story about dealing with an unexpected pet lizard after a wild night out, along with personal experiences and care tips for lizards.
[61:44-62:13]
The speaker introduces the topic with a funny anecdote about a lizard after deciding they need a lighter, funnier mood.
Yeah, so same time zone. All right, let's see. What do we want? We want spicy. We want funny. We want, I mean Let's do a funny one. I think we've been a little weighed down by the emotion. There's a lizard. Doing the lizard one? All right. Yeah. It says, hey, Devin. Hey, Devin. I woke up after a night out with Hey, Devin. I woke up after a night of After a wild night out with the friends.
[62:14-62:24]
The speaker discusses their personal struggle with dyslexia while attempting to read.
Only I'm reading this wrong. Man, my eyes. Dyslexia. I am dyslexic, so reading sometimes becomes impossible. All right, let's do this one more time.
[62:25-63:23]
The speaker recounts waking up from a night out to find an unexpected pet lizard, questioning how to care for it and explain it to their roommate.
Hey, Devin, I woke up after a wild night out with friends, only to realize I'd somehow ended up with a pet lizard. I don't even know where it came from, but now it's here, and I have no idea how to take care of it. I don't want to get rid of it because, honestly, it's kind of growing on me. what do I do with this random new pet? And how do I even explain this to my roommate? I mean, I'm not a drinker, but if I, if I woke up and I had a random pet, like a lizard, I mean, it shouldn't say what he or she doesn't, he doesn't say, but, um, doesn't say what kind of lizard. I mean, did they, this is a dude where dude, dude, where's my car situation almost. It literally is. Like, dude, where's my lizard? This person can go on TikTok and just figure out how to take care of a lizard.
[63:24-63:57]
The speaker shares fond memories of their son's bearded dragon, discussing its long life and their attachment to it.
Well, you know, so we've had, to get serious on this, we've had lizards. Actually, one of my son's, one of our best pets I've ever had in this house was actually my son's bearded dragon. I love that thing. Poor thing. You know, it lived, oh, Oh, man, 10. I think it was almost 11 years, maybe even 12. I mean, because you had Smog before you moved to Utah, right? I can't remember. I think maybe we got him right before we moved to Utah. And he barely died last year. Yeah, last year. So he lived to be ten years old.
[63:58-64:48]
The speaker gives advice on caring for lizards and suggests creating a viral video about losing a lizard as a fun idea.
so they're good pets i mean he would he would you know i know his name was smog he would he would actually sit on my shoulders sit on my son's shoulder and he would take him to stores and he had a leash for him so he'd walk around the yard i mean they're great no no they're they're they're very they're gentle they're they're they're really yeah they're really gentle and um feeding time is the greatest thing ever because you put them in their little in their cage and you drop a bunch of uh you know, whether it's pinky mice or put a bunch of crickets in there. Yeah, he would just go to town. It's one of the coolest things ever. I love him. I have to say I do like him a lot. I mean, taking care of him, yeah, she just needs to Google it or he needs to Google it. Well, beyond taking care of them, I mean, why not try and get a video to go viral? Have you lost this lizard? Right? That's a good idea.