Kid Breaks His Parents Apart And Orders Them To Stop Kissing

The no-kissing police have turned up in the form of a young toddler. While his parents enjoy a good smooch, the boy suddenly pops his face between theirs, telling them in no uncertain terms that there’ll be “no kissing.” The parents resume their smooching but the young boy is adamant that all forms of affection halt forthwith and issues his own cease-and-desist, albeit, one that is probably not entirely legal. He even pushes them apart, one hand on Dad’s bushy beard, the other on his mom’s neck. Mom tries to see if she can get a kiss from the kid but he suddenly becomes more distracted with what’s on the television. Still, even with that on, he won’t lose focus on his non-kissing policy and keeps informing his mom – even while keeping one eye on the television - that he won’t even be kissing her because, and this is real simple, there’s to be “no kissing.”