Living in Phantasy Star Online 2

Just a regular man looking for love in all the right places...which is on Phantasy Star Online 2....and yes New Genesis counts too!
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Logging into PSO2, it's my nightly routine,
Searchin' for love, in this digital scene.
Got my avatar ready, lookin' fly as can be,
But findin' cyber romance, ain't so easy for me.

Lost in cyberspace, lookin' for love to embrace,
But all I find are NPCs, in this virtual place.
Just looking for a hot, naughty, and nasty roleplay there is no question.
An erotic 14 hour cyber session.
Missions and quests, they keep me entertained,
But where's my cyber cutie, the one I've always craved?

I find myself living on Phantasy Star Online 2.
Ooooooeeeeeooooouooo!

Been looking for a while and not a real girl in sight.
Not a real woman i can jack off to again tonight.
What am i supposed to do?
Am i supposed to jerk it to the monsters?
Well i tried that already and i guess i gotta do it again.
Once i finish this quest.
And after i sell all of my loot.
I will dry hump this rappy.
As i have a hand party behind the screen.

Lost in cyberspace, lookin' for love to embrace,
But all I find are NPCs, in this virtual place.
Missions and quests, they keep me entertained,
But where's my cyber cutie, the one I've always craved?

I'm not givin' up, I'll keep searchin' on,
In this digital world, until the break of dawn.
Maybe one day, she'll log in too,
And we'll find each other and i will get to jack off to a real human girl, in this PSO2.

Lost in cyberspace, lookin' for love to embrace,
But all I find are NPCs, in this virtual place.
Missions and quests, they keep me entertained,
But where's my cyber cutie, the one I've always craved?

I will have an intimate cyber session on PSO2, my virtual home,
Where I'll keep searchin', no need to roam.
Love may be elusive, but I'll keep the faith,
In this digital world, where I'll wait and wait.

I find myself living on Phantasy Star Online 2.
Oooohhmmooookooosoo!