the water bong made me gay...ag does a comedy podcast

i actually was colouring earlier hahaha
i got defenses AND offenses
it's not a choice to be funny
nic weir is also california sober
that wasn't satire
i got a lotta Bible verses
ag reads new testament
ronnit is everyone's jew
antisemitism is acceptable in these parts
keeping up appearances is just to keep on appearing
everyone is a whore now ain't they
my private parts are junk
you'd be surprised who still wants to bang...
1992 mazda that disassociates the whole time
there's a stigma surrounding old ass women
i was woke before woke became gay
i need me a monk fruit daddy who can supply me some raw milk
trying not to swear working at a restaurant is a joke
good tv...watching myself in HD
if i wanted to blow my brains out i'd just get a gun
watching myself be a conspiracy theorist, no thanks
replace the Bible w/ a bottle of jim beam n you will get pregnant
the more degenerate the higher the chance you will get pregnant
ewwww is exactly how i feel about sex
sex ain't even rich like cheesecake
i want a therapy boa constrictor
all explanations make it worse
homeless on the inside
their "god" must be on xanax
fuck israel
you can still get on that list i promise
i can't deny that considering their lack of a conscience
cats are a lot like women in this specific regard
it's better to have a man that motivates you to clean
i don't need a smartphone to ignore people
dog people are more psychotic
everyone hates cat ladehs tho
did you figure out that i have schizophrenia yet
don't worry it's that totally legal pot, man
my schizophrenia becomes way too obvious n then my regression is in session
brilliant statement from john hickok about me
twofer conspiracy
illuminati eyes over here
birth control should be called apathy
conservative: tanks n missiles
liberals fuck in every possible orphace
reluctantly on the internet
hate watching is a real thing now
narcissism has totally usurped the world
it's unfortunate that they don't kill themselves
i will never understand why suicide is so frowned upon
just kill yourself once instead of doing it daily
no better place to narcissist train than social media
true statements about america
yours truly would get the gold, silver n bronze
autistic people just wanna wear headphones everywhere they go
many of these people don't have a disorder, they're just addicted to their phones
inside scoop means not eating that icecream
the best way to fight it is to resemble it
ROMO, FOBI, FOAS
no body of Christ in this garage
thank you Lord for keeping me from sex *hint: it wasn't hard
is AIDS a thing anymore
voting to relapse
americans are so depressed n anxious so...
they're making everyone gay it's true
that's not queer, he's right it's actually hermaphrodite
debating how to kill myself altruistically
america ain't worth dying for
we are working shit out up here
women can't preach n also women can't read
i prefer my women incapacitated
i don't give into my gay shit cos i love God
true shit right there
trying to not use the keyboard in my sets anymore
i absolutely hate stage time
narcissists love any art form that validates them
these evil mfs are in charge no matter what
i caved in n ate some red velvet cake
i impressed nic with my sobriety time
i tell nic about my recovery triangle tattoo
reverend eats cake like a dog
i love his husky (boris was in the picture)
*i hate podcasts STILL but this part was actually fun
i wish that my parents were stoners, they'd be way more laid back
i always talk about how too much religion makes people gay
white people will soon all be dead, true shit
female larry david? how sweet
i used to get compared to maria when i started, now it's stanhope
obviously unmedicated
pharmaceuticals kill creativity, this is true
he's absolutely right about public school forcing vaccinations on people
telling them my childhood vaccination story...
next video (camcorder cut me off)