Diddy is GAY and loves baby oil.

Diddy is arrested for allegedly running a sex trafficking ring and hosting baby oil orgies while masquerading as a " music mogul ", Dave Grohl turns in his " nice-guy " status to reveal that he's a cheater and has a out of wedlock love baby, Jane's Addiction breaks up after a wimpy slap-fight onstage, the reason why I never was good at video games, the gayest thing I bought recently, how I got my wife to watch the movie " Terrifier ", and why the only TRUE rebellion is getting everyone in this country to pay everything with cash again.

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