"music" needs air quotes, comedy not so much

i can't claim to be a musician for this reason
it's embarrassing okay
trying to emulate the pistols i guess
imfamous? photograph of joe strummer destroying his guitar on stage
of course paul westerberg did the same thing
it makes sense to fuck shit up n break stuff that you enjoy, maybe i should break at least one keyboard
i would be angry w/ myself n apologize to the keyboard's remains n weep over it like a dead child tho
it feels like the seventh circle in these parts
mini coopers give you life
blessed is a much better word
i probably shoulda figured that i would be a comedian considering...
3 consecutive stop signs, fuck that shit
i can flip burgers on a grill that's about it
i don't think that the robots would put up w/ it
they'd protest via xanax n various substances
i could take this mistake n turn it into sumin brilliant
i love how i sing it's so masculine n shit
lyrical style similar to david berman here
the whole point of comedy is raising the vibrational frequency but they're just too angry
i don't wanna be so angry that i can enjoy anything around me
i don't wanna be so bitter that i stay on the shitter til it makes me a quitter on life that is
gimme sadness, i'll analyze it n make it sumin better
scrutinize the mf outta it til it's fuckin happy
contrary to what chu see i don't enjoy the anger streak very much
it does plumb piss people off that i happen to scoff about them being on their phones all the mfing time
i'm pretty pissed off about the whole thing, yawl worry about all the wrong stuff
they just wanna play in the mire til everything's on fire
are you mad that things are so bad or that you didn't set that fire
i refuse to join antifa