I'm 61 and I've never been in a jail cell. He's maybe 14? Shitty parenting

Florida 11-year-old arrested after bragging about fake weapons stash

Carlo Dorelli threatened to shoot up one of two schools after whipping out his cache of fake weapons on a Facetime call to friends - who later tipped off the Volusia County Sheriff's Office.

“He says it was all a joke,” Sheriff Mike Chitwood wrote on Facebook after authorities found several airsoft rifles, fake ammunition, swords, knives, and throwing stars, along with a list of names that appeared to have stab marks next to them.

The child later admitted to showing his friends his collection but apparently couldn’t remember if he told them that the airsoft rifles “were not real, functioning firearms.”