Friday the 13th in Miami: An Uber vLog

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Man, you know when you let one bad ride throw your whole mood off? Well, that was me today. Got stuck in Miami traffic and it just went downhill from there. Ever get so frustrated that you realize it’s not just the traffic—it’s because you haven’t eaten? Yeah, I was definitely “hangry” during most of this shift, and that really set the tone for the day.

It didn’t help that the week’s been strange. I had a couple of flashbacks, like that time a passenger freaked out over a Sabrina Carpenter song. Fun fact: it reminded me of the 2003 classic "Into You" by Fabolous ft. Tamia—seriously, such a throwback! And speaking of 2003, guess who has a meal at Checkers now? T-Pain! That was another random moment during my drive-thru stop when I realized how much I needed a burger to get my head back on straight.

Somewhere in between all of that, I talked about a funny meme I made with Meatball called "Eating the Dogs." You know how it goes—when the rides are slow, the memes come out! But really, this vlog is all about shaking off the bad vibes when a single ride (and Miami traffic) tries to mess up your whole shift. Lesson learned: don’t let one bad moment ruin the rest of the day, and definitely eat before things get wild.

Stick around for the ride, the rants, and all the random stuff in between—because Miami never disappoints.

Timestamps:
0:00:00 – Friday the 13th vibes: It’s a scorcher in Miami
0:00:36 – Chaos at Aventura Mall: Man smashes Range Rover windshield
0:01:06 – Picking up an e-bike passenger in the rain
0:02:00 – Wrench-wielding maniac at the mall: The whole story
0:03:47 – Mall madness recap: No gun, but plenty of chaos
0:04:11 – The weirdness of this week: Off vibes in rideshare
0:05:00 – Sabrina Carpenter vs Fabolous ft. Tamia: The song that takes me back to 2003
0:06:21 – Hangry vibes kick in: Getting exhausted too early in the shift
0:07:06 – Mango Pineapple scent talk: Shoutout to the scent guy!
0:07:58 – College night rides: Compliments on the car smell
0:08:44 – Getting stuck in Bird Road traffic: Bad start to the day
0:10:09 – Cameras and tickets: Miami’s new traffic traps
0:12:37 – Filling up gas and hitting the road again
0:13:44 – College kids are back: Small wins during a slow season
0:14:35 – Uber vs Lyft: Balancing both apps for the best payouts
0:16:22 – Managing bad rides: Stuck with rude passengers
0:17:00 – “Eating the Dogs” meme with Meatball: Meme life mid-shift
0:18:04 – Traffic frustrations: Letting one bad ride ruin the mood
0:19:59 – Lyft payout: Was it worth the traffic headache?
0:20:38 – Hookup season in Miami: Quick rides from condo to condo
0:22:38 – The "pro circuit" of Miami escorts: Just another day
0:23:45 – Miami’s condos: Spotting patterns in certain buildings
0:25:22 – $19 ride in gridlock traffic: The real frustration sets in
0:26:11 – Airport lot dilemmas: Should I stay or should I go?
0:27:09 – Uber’s new suggestions: My thoughts might get me banned
0:29:59 – Emotional rollercoaster: Shaking off a rough shift
0:31:16 – Miami weather shift: From scorching heat to rainstorm
0:33:00 – Sitting in the airport lot: Not the smartest move
0:36:14 – Ditching the airport: Heading back to the streets
0:39:15 – $140 goal: Balancing small wins on a rough day
0:43:06 – Checkers flashback: T-Pain meal and another 2003 throwback
0:44:42 – Getting back in the groove: Picking up a local ride
0:47:18 – Switching gears: Focus on local rides, no tourists today
0:50:26 – Hangry moment solved: Big Buford at Checkers saves the day
0:51:50 – The day’s back on track: Moving past the frustrations
0:54:00 – Signing off: Wrapping up the vlog before heading home