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Apatros Review Ep-0102: Vampyros Lesbos [1971]
AR-0102: Believe it or not, I have a pretty keen interest in lesbian vampire films, but not necessarily for the reasons most of that weird subgenre's fans tend to go for. Being a conservative Christian myself, I see these particular type of films to be surprisingly effective morality tales that will be useful to drive home the dangers posed by those Alphabet Mafia people [just DO NOT show these films to children as they tend to have pretty explicit content, for obvious reasons] and these films, despite the subject matter, are most certainly NOT woke.
Here I check out the weakest example of a lesbian vampire flick in my collection - and one of the most infamous, a cult classic arthouse rendition of the classic "Dracula" story, only with a Sapphic bent and directed by notorious Euroschlock hackmeister Jess Franco [EVERY exploitation fan knows this guy!].
Not a very good movie - weaker than decaf coffee, with music that sounds like listening to cheesy 1970s porno music while high on magic mushrooms [yet is very popular in some places in Europe!], but it has the stuff the fans of this particular subgenre want and Bad Movie Masochists will be laughing at this one.
My Grade: D+ [Disappointing]
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