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But yeah American high school seems so sick Oh Wow That looks sensational Oh my God I bet the air out there is amazing Oh I bet you breathe for the first time in your life That would mark me Yeah This lavender would murk me Wow Wow Serene though I bet you take one breath there and start coughing up black stuff All the impurities just start coming out Yeah Wow Wow I want to go there Wow It's freezing the window Oh Yeah That looks sensational I don't know why the gas and all that wasn't freezing though Yeah Yeah It just looks pure though It looks so good bro I bet grounding there will be amazing Oh I dare you to let me ground there There's 4 black people that have ever been there Wow Wow Very scenic man Yeah Is that what Colorado is saying That was a lovely intermission Bro How do you say so myself Yeah that was a nice step away from the jokey jokes Yeah I enjoyed that one That was America's Not A Real Place in a good way I really enjoyed that one Yeah I really liked that I want to go there Same
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Guess the States: Hilarious Game Gone Wrong!

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Bear them I didn't put Vex bro my mind was blank Illinois Yep Georgia New York California Michigan Massachusetts Arizona Arizona yep Colorado Washington North Carolina South Carolina Louisiana Hawaii cheeky Say less Cheeky motherfucker That's the 51st innit Texas Right I put New England Is that one Because of the Patriots No It's not No What is New England It's a region Yeah it's not a state It just says a region In where Just says region in the USA Okay I think it connects Connecticut Maine Massachusetts New Hampshire I was going to put New Hampshire Rhode Island and Vermont Jesus Bare stakes we didn't put there Just connecting to New England All right not New England And I put Arkansas is that one Yes Arkansas All right that's me Well played Yeah beat me Damn damn Really obvious ones in that Livid Fair play Sorry America I lie We'll get better next year Just teach us innit I lie Just teach us the ways
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Overcoming Childhood Fears of Drunk Encounters

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I remember when I was a kid that right there is what I thought every drunk person was like If I ever walked on road and saw an adult that was drunk I was terrified Cause you knew they weren't themselves And that's what I assumed was gonna go on They still give me anxiety now I can't see a drunk person wrote like I went to the petrol station on my way home yesterday and there was a bread that was obviously been drink I saw him take just an extra long step and I was just like can't bother for this part You just never know when and if they're gonna interact with you
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Shocking Diabetes Stats: 66% of Americans Affected

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2 thirds of us are already type 2 diabetic or pre-diabetic If America runs on this we're what did he just say 2 thirds of them man are diabetic or pre-diabetic 2 thirds that's crazy 66 percent That's crazy
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Is Your Favorite Drink Really Pumpkin Spice?

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There's no pumpkin in here It's artificial flavors There's 12 mentions of sugar in high fructose corn syrup There's nine hundred and thirty calories and a hundred and ninety four carbs 2 thirds of us are already type 2 diabetic or pre-diabetic
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Winner Takes All: Epic Smack Challenge Showdown!

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Yeah you've got to have the incentive to turn up in the first place So yeah loser takes about I don't know ten percent Ten percent But the dub is like I don't know 5 mil I'm not skittin' I'm not roly poly for five hundred bags Five hundred bags You wanna roly poly for five hundred bags Not like that Not after that consequence That was a consequence Not like that 20 percent I'll do 20 5 mil winner one mil Yeah one mil Just to get slapped by your boy I'll do that I'll do it I'll be livid I'll be livid And my game plan would be Smack him once get smacked once Charge charge charge But I know the sting Question would you want to get smacked first or last first Interesting Yeah Smack me first Yeah I just want to get it out of the way And then let me take the venom from that smack Cause I know I would taste blood I know I'd lick my inside cheek and taste blood I'd be like say And I raise my voice bro I know I'll strike fear in you Cool cool cool cool cool I'll tell someone hold his hands behind his back I'd be like stop stop I surrender I'd let you see the blood on my fingertip Say less say fucking less I'll build up for ten minutes I don't know why the thing is I know I would miss I'll hit you on the side of my hand like that and I'll be fucking fed And I know the next one will take me out Oh God Yeah fuck that Yeah wow cool This can't keep happening you man In front of the Lincoln statue What's this for This stuff right here is why they're trying to get out of that country
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Geography Quiz: Can You Name All 50 States?

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Oh is Illinois in it Chicago Illinois Yeah So that's wrong New York Indianapolis No What's Indianapolis's thingy Indiana Indiana Sorry bro Minnesota's in Indiana Your mom's Utah Massachusetts California obviously Iowa Nevada Louisiana Georgia Mississippi North and South Dakota And Tennessee Well played 18 for Foo Hood I was racking my brain Yeah Damn All right what you got All right I've got you know what I'm vexed about What I didn't put Florida Yeah I was thinking about where we're going as well Bro I didn't put Florida Yeah I didn't
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Is Pumpkin Swirl Frozen Coffee Worth 185g of Sugar?

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My friends this is a pumpkin swirl frozen coffee Who the thought it was a good idea to put this on the menu because this drink has a hundred and eighty-five grams of sugar in here How much is it It's this much It's 46 teaspoons of sugar To give you another perspective the amount of sugar in there is equal to 14 Nah that's impossible
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Shocking Encounter: Dolphins or Sharks in Miami?

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When I saw those fins I screamed I saw a shock I was like you did bro I was in denial Because I was like you can't have And I saw the fins as well When I saw the second one I was like it's dolphins It's fucking dolphins But it could have been because Jacob sent me a TikTok like a week after we got back Sharks in that bitch In Miami Sharks you man Wrong place at wrong time it's a wrap
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Why American High Schools Are So Fascinating to Me

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I always wanted to go to American high school you know It would have been lit It just seems so cool They gassed it up in TV shows They gassed it up bro All the way back from like Saved by the Bell Saved by the All the way back from there Saved by the bell That's where it started off They seemed massive as well These man were like in their senior year meeting new people they've never met before And they'll be like oh I'm a senior I'm a junior It's like how do you not know this I knew every single person in my school Yeah Tell me what year you're in I know And also If I'm in the year These men are in their Final year Smashing first years What's that about Bro I didn't want to question it when it was you because it sounded lit
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Discovering America's Hidden Gems: Chicago vs. Atlanta

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Just for the ease and if bigger better Agreed I haven't one thing I will say I haven't been to anywhere in America where I've been like wow this place is cool It's all It's all calm So far it's just been calm And out of the 4 that's the most memorable I went to Chicago when I was a youth so I'm hearing Chicago's lit We spoke to someone yesterday and he said Chicago's the tits Here Atlanta is also the test Oh yeah Yeah Literally ATL Supposed to be Supposed to be Yeah yeah yeah All right Cool Cool cool cool
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Ultimate Roly-Poly Showdown: Friends Battle for Cash!

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It's not okay Get off me bro I couldn't see another adult roly-poly Why is she crying How much though To get smacked in roly-poly Yeah you 2 Each other Head to head in this ting how much And we have to we have to go for it We could just do like a- Nah bro Come on you have to go for it Yeah One of us has to be victorious Yes Whoever dubs- Whoever dubs catches the prize money first Is there a prize pot for the loser still or nah Like in UFC or boxing or whatever It has to be otherwise Yeah of course
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Guess the States Challenge: Can You Name Them All?

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My mind's gone so blank Oh God I can't remember I'm charging it 1 I don't even know if some of these are states or cities brother Bro same Same You've gone- I'm already vexed at some of the ones you've got I'm already vexed Because they're right or wrong They're obvious Yeah yeah yeah They're just so obvious Oh there's bare obvious ones I didn't put I got 19 but I don't know if they're all states
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Ghetto Creativity: Hilarious DIY Fails at Home

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Show me the most ghetto thing you got in your crib I'm going to start No no no no no no no no no That was for the shower That was his shower head Just poked holes in a fucking tin can or something Put real that all back bro Why is the perp and the reactor the same and the reactor That's jokes What is that peaches or something Nah bro With camo tape That's disgraceful Disgustingly ghetto
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America: Facts vs. Myths - A Fun Ski Day

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for today's ski today we have america is not a real place off the jump i don't need to react But facts Before we start saying facts we're going to show some love to our American listeners of course And we're going to show some respect because we love our Americans Oh god Okay
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Americans Guess Geography: Hilarious Answers Revealed

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Asking Americans general questions What is the capital of Germany Say it France Good fuck up And which continent is Russia I don't know Russia What is the capital of Italy Nah What the fuck If she says France I swear to God Which language do you speak in Europe Well that doesn't even make sense That doesn't make sense That was a ridiculous one What is the capital of France How has geography not made it over there like that Because frankly and they're ten toes on it they don't care They don't give a fuck I would rather all the answers were who gives a fuck Or just America
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Exploring My Favorite States: Florida vs. California

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Either of you have a particular favorite state that you've been to That I've been to I think I've only been to 3 3 states I've been to Chicago well Illinois I've been to New York Florida Miami So I've been to 4 I say Florida Miami California and Florida I would say my favorite is I would say L California
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Why Florida Adventure Risks Are Not Worth It

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Florida can fuck off Would you do that No You just let your dog die Hey Next vid No no no no no no no Let me explain I'm listening Okay if I saw it was a little baby thing like that I would Try I would try Yeah But if it was a full blown No no no no no He wouldn't have got that far He's not ripping the drawer open It's not for bringing his fucking dog there in the first place bro Bro we were on the way here Megan was sending us things that we want to do in America And the Florida section some gator park some fucking rapid speed fucking paddles up bro We're not going anywhere near that I don't play like that Yeah it's dumb stuff I don't play like that Only in New York City everyone be minding their own business like this
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Hilarious Panic: Facing James' Comedic Approach

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He's sweet I would have to laugh He's so sweet But he'll approach you bro Nah see that's the worst thing I couldn't have him approach me I was panicked You can't laugh He's making He's pissing himself They're used to it Yeah He's absolutely I hear laughing like that I'm not laughing Run me the joke bro Fuck it up Yeah but then he approaches you and the dread thing is as soon as he approaches you he stops laughing That's when the joke ends Straight face What's funny What's so fucking funny James You'd face away You see me look out the window It's black out there You see me look out the window What's so fucking funny What's so fucking funny James I'll take 2 steps back from you You're on your own I'm protecting Megan at this point Who had an errand If I laugh to his laugh And he said what's so funny And then I turned averted my gaze to the left And he said what's so and then I felt him here Felt his breath What's so fucking funny James I don't think you understand what that would do to me I'll be so scared but yet I would want to laugh so hard I'll tell you You'd see my palms go from here to here and I'll burst into flames I promise you God or the serpent would do that for me One of them man would do it for me My hands would go from pronation to supernation outburst into green and black flames Immediately It's the only way out

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