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Are you asking for a script involving a ghost that mixes humor with a sense of danger? Here's a quick concept for a scene:

Title: "Haunted and Hilarious"

Setting: A small, creaky old house at midnight. Three friends (Jess, Alex, and Max) are on a dare to spend the night in a supposedly haunted house. As they sit in the dimly lit living room, strange things begin to happen.

Jess: (nervously) Okay, we’ve been here for two hours, and nothing’s happened yet. Maybe this place isn’t haunted after all?

Max: (grinning) Or maybe the ghosts are just shy.

Alex: Shy ghosts? Really? If I were a ghost, I’d be—(suddenly, the lights flicker) …showing off.

Jess: (freaking out) Did you see that? Tell me you saw that!

Max: (calmly eating chips) Relax. Old house, old wiring. It’s probably—(a cold wind blows through the room, the windows rattle, and the lights flicker again)

Alex: (mockingly) Oh yeah, old wiring. Does old wiring also explain the temperature drop? I can see my breath!

Jess: (whispering) Guys... I swear I saw something move in the corner.

(A translucent figure of a ghost appears behind them, but only the audience can see it at first. It’s a bored-looking ghost named Gary.)

Gary the Ghost: (sighing) You humans. Always so dramatic. “Ooh, the temperature dropped! Ooh, the lights are flickering!” Like I haven’t done that a thousand times.

Max: (still calm) Maybe the ghost just wants to chill. Like, have a conversation?

Jess: (panicking) A conversation?! You don’t “chill” with a ghost, Max! You RUN from a ghost!

(Meanwhile, Gary floats up next to Max.)

Gary: (sarcastically) Yeah, sure. Run. Real original.

Alex: (noticing something) Wait, is it me, or is there a... dude floating next to you, Max?

Max: (turns, finally sees Gary) Whoa. Okay. Didn’t expect that.

Jess: (screams) OH MY GOD! WE’RE GONNA DIE!

Gary: (rolling his eyes) Die? Really? I’ve been dead for 150 years, and even I’m bored of it.

Alex: (chuckling nervously) Uh, well, now that you mention it, you do look a bit... tired?

Gary: (sarcastic) Yeah, haunting the same place for over a century will do that to you. It’s like a permanent staycation, except without the fun.

Max: (offering chips) Want a chip?

Gary: (stares blankly, then shrugs) Why not. It’s not like I can taste anything, but thanks for the gesture.

Jess: (still freaking out) We’re not seriously offering snacks to the ghost, are we?!

Gary: (munching on an invisible chip) Oh please. Like I’m the scariest thing in this dump. You should see the rats in the basement. Now they’re terrifying.