Mars Cafe #36: "Organ Boner"

This is it! The final numbered episode of Phase-2!

Sheriff Bill's kidney troubles continue, and his life is in the hands of the Red Planet's finest frontier surgeon... Dr. Pukebert!

This episode is short and sweet, just like Bill's mini-dingus.

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What better way to close out Phase-2 than with a Coma?

*To experience Phase-3, starting with Episode #37: "Damage Control", please switchover to the sister channel, "The Mars Cafe Cartoon Show". It will be like you never even left.

**And for Phase-4, if it ever arrives, head down to "The Mars Cafe World Phone". (There's some filler junk there, in the meanwhile, to tide you over.)

***See you on the other side!

Based on the graphic novel “THE MARS CAFE: 300 OF THIS” by Sean Simmans. Available at https://www.drivethrucards.com/product/331143/THE-MARS-CAFE-300-OF-THIS

THE MARS CAFE is (c) 2005-2024 by Sean Simmans, all rights reserved. simmans@gmail.com

Original score, including INTRO, BILL'S THEME, EMORY'S THEME, and OUTRO written and performed by Kelly Taylor.

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