Mars Cafe #33: "Madness Maxiverse" (Part One)

The Simulation Experiment has torn Creation a new asunder-hole!

This episode is such an epic spectacle that it had to be split into TWO parts!

In Part One:

Space-Byron has created a simulation, inside of his own brain, in order to travel backwards in time to study the tragic events of Day Zero and determine who was behind the assassination attempt on Zoran Markovic. In doing so, he may have caused a rift in the Maxiverse...

Sheriff Bill prepares for Loafy's funeral, ten days ago, while simultaneously making his way to Ham Village, in the present, to meet with the elusive Zoran, and then pauses to question his own existence, sort of. He also encounters a complex mathematical problem. Emory Bunny is vaguely present for some of this...

Meanwhile, in a parallel reality that probably exists outside of time's boundaries, a blind book dealer named John (Berbergerber?) consults with a tiny sardine on the various interdimensional crises that are unfolding because of Space-Byron's little experiment...

A testicular Pandemic may be brewing...

Nothing will ever be the same! Not much will ever be different!

Questions are solved! Mysteries are answered! The time you have spent on The Mars Cafe has not been wasted, and your patience will finally be rewarded!

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