PSA: "Bedroom Bingo"

Are you the sort of person who always wonders who's sleeping where, and who's putting whose fingers inside of whom?

If so, this PSA is made just for you!

Go DEEP INSIDE, beyond and behind the sexy curtain of THE MARS CAFE CARTOON SHOW, further into the Red World, skirting the chronological flow of the Main Story just enough to give your noodle a standalone burst of entertainment, while also enriching your understanding of this steamy, complex, epic narrative. "Game Of Thrones" can go eat a tool!

Synopsis: Emory Bunny is finally pressed to explain the living arrangements in the police barracks! After sending Cumbot to do menial chores for Monica Berbergerber, he laments the sleeping situation with Space-Byron, then gives us a unique guided tour of the facility! Go further into Cabeza Policia than ever before! (Mike and Pedro are bunkmates! Owlman is doing his daily stretches! Bill's room has a strong and not necessarily mysterious odor!)

And meet some characters who, for copyright and other complicated reasons, don't usually appear in the Forza's main roster. Captivating stuff! #Linda #Owlman #Candy4 #Drusilla

More hashbrowns: #marscafe #yearsformonths #pulptarot #strangebedfellows #mikefast #pedroserrano #Ticklepatty #plasticandy #owlman #sheriffbill #cabeza #policia #cumbot #sexrobots #redplanet #walkthrough #monica #DeathPrison #dryads #latexinsert #superhero #outwit #outplay #outlast #nitwit #tampax #romana #AndyRobot

Based on the graphic novel “THE MARS CAFE: 300 OF THIS” by Sean Simmans. Available at https://www.drivethrucards.com/product/331143/THE-MARS-CAFE-300-OF-THIS

THE MARS CAFE is (c) 2005-2024 by Sean Simmans, all rights reserved. simmans@gmail.com

Original score, including INTRO, BILL'S THEME, EMORY'S THEME, and OUTRO written and performed by Kelly Taylor.

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Where will you wake up after the Simulation Experiment sneaks up and shits on your head?