Mars Cafe #29: "Twilight Saga"

Exciting and terrible things happen in the dark! This brief Sunday episode will have you checking under your bed for wild deer!

Space-Byron settles in for a much deserved rest, after all he's been through; Taylor & Moochie receive an earful of pulpy cardstock; Degenerate Chris Parsley spends quality time with a chicken, then chooses to make some funky barnyard noises; Emory Bunny puts his street skills to the test, assesses his environment, then sets out to retrieve his beloved boots by engaging in an intellectual battle of wits; Monica Berbergerber just wants to nag at people, which is par for the course, as everyone knows; Sheriff Bill schedules an important meeting with Tony Pepitone (the ministerial subject of not one but two epic "fluffy tube" battles), fends off a murderous night-creature, deals with a familiar/hostile beaurocrat, then welcomes an old friend home again!

Smells like Katy Perry was sitting here! Life is currently good!

#marscafe #yearsformonths #pulptarot #venison #carving #easymeals #butcherknife #masterchef #topchef #chopped #food #kitchen #nightmares #flatmars #bedroomfun #chairsleeping And stop by the website to get your stinky ol' tarot nicely pulped-- http://themars.cafe

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Based on the graphic novel “THE MARS CAFE: 300 OF THIS” by Sean Simmans. Available at https://www.drivethrucards.com/product/331143/THE-MARS-CAFE-300-OF-THIS

THE MARS CAFE is (c) 2005-2024 by Sean Simmans, all rights reserved. simmans@gmail.com

Original score, including INTRO, BILL'S THEME, EMORY'S THEME, and OUTRO written and performed by Kelly Taylor.

Visit http://TheMars.cafe for pics of Chris Parsley's balls.

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