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Mars Cafe #24: "Bag Men"
Regarding today's very special high-octane episode:
There's an interesting connection between Zoran Markovic and Hombre De La Bolsa, but it seems to be eluding our stalwart Sheriff of Cabeza! Jump into the intense action and find out what's going on! Monica reveals that she is in fact the biological daughter of a disgraced European politician, but she would also like to eat a very tasty burrito; Space-Byron eulogizes his own spectacular life before not-dying, then recalls a key piece of relevant information; The vile Chris Parsley is doing terrible things within his remote mountaintop abode; Sheriff Bill finds a cryptic message, learns the identity of the enigmatic "Frenchmaster", aka "John Berbergerber", delivers a special meal to Monica, then expresses justified annoyance over the work-shirking antics of one of his trusted officers; Emory Bunny makes a critical error, nearly loses an organ to frostbite, experiences a very specific type of sandwich, and finds himself in an interesting location. Surprises abound! Espionage and intrigue are very plentiful in this episode! The Hardy Boys never had it so good! You're in flavor country now! (Have you been here before?) #marscafe #yearsformonths #pulptarot #france #riseley #tinyhomes #diet #nutrition #crime #punishment #loving #kindness #chrisparsley And why not check out our website for more interesting facts about off-grid cannibalism-- http://themarscafe.com
Also, a shout-out to the three people who are actively watching this stupid series! You people are freakin' lunatics! Thanks.
Based on the graphic novel “THE MARS CAFE: 300 OF THIS” by Sean Simmans. Available at https://www.drivethrucards.com/product/331143/THE-MARS-CAFE-300-OF-THIS
THE MARS CAFE is (c) 2005-2024 by Sean Simmans, all rights reserved. simmans@gmail.com
Original score, including INTRO, BILL'S THEME, EMORY'S THEME, and OUTRO written and performed by Kelly Taylor.
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