I Tried Every Seat on the Most Expensive Train

there is a seat on a train in Europe
that comes with a private room a private
bathroom a king-sized bed and a personal
assistant now I have no business riding
trains in Europe however my dad and I
used to always go to convenience stores
for fun drinks and snacks and as a joke
we would buy postcards of places we have
never traveled to well I did some
digging and I found some of these
postcards because when I saw the route
of the most expensive train ticket in
Europe I knew exactly who to
invite Rome let's go to Rome why not
this video starts in Rome we made it
onto our first train guess who's here
it's my Dad we are on our first of four
trains on our postcard Expedition
through Europe This is the first one
this is the basic seat it's basically
the cheapest
option which is kind of crazy cuz this
is nice this is way more fun than flying
in a plane look at all the space we have
there's so many open seats I don't know
if that's normal since this first train
started in Rome we actually already
captured the first postcard at the
Coliseum we made it to Rome we to get a
photo for the Postcard jeez jeez maybe
I'll do a little title screen to
celebrate we need to get comfortable cuz
this is actually a pretty long train
ride so how about a tour behind me is
the Italian Countryside that's pretty
sweet anyways here's what comes with a
basic seat a table it folds out a trash
can it stinks an outlet free Wi-Fi and a
small television playing the Lego movie
I don't know if you can tell but these
seats feel like first class on an
airplane like they're huge
very comfortable me and my dad are
thriving I'm going to go explore and by
that I mean I'm going to go use the
toilet so this is my first time walking
on a moving train am I scared yes but
not as scared as when I walk on
airplanes trains don't have turbulence I
think hey yo train bathroom
check it's actually really bumpy in
here I'm no bathroom expert but this
thing's got pretty much everything you
could possibly want hand soap water and
a hand dryer it was kind of hard to film
but I promise I washed my hands I'm
going to go back to my seat now
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we are about an hour into this train
ride and I am hungry I would like a
snack turns out this train has a snack
car this menu is amazing are you seeing
this you cannot find food like this on a
plane so here's what I decided to order
I'll just do one pizza and a cappuccino
or two cappuccinos two cappuccino one
pizza yes thank
you okay thank you byebye cappuccino and
pizza this pretty much going to be our
diet for the next few days I'm guessing
this is an authentic Italian pizza it
looks more like a Lunchable but it was
also pretty affordable I think hey
cheers hey for economy that's not bad
let's try the
cappuccino M that's pretty good oh
that's not bad we're inside of a tunnel
right now we've been going through a lot
of tunnels on this train ride kind of
cool I have a feeling there's a lot more
pizza where this came from in our future
in our future considering this is the
basic seed I'm pretty happy not bad at
all at all down with basic right now
yeah I wouldn't mind this the whole
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time we need to find some Bag apps I
think they make them like every day I
think that's Paris oh that is
yeah that meal was fantastic I even got
to use my trash can sweet that was sick
next thing I know we are approaching a
stop in Milan Italy our final stop
before arriving to Venice where we going
next
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[Applause]
stations are so cool it's so loud in
here and busy and hot but also really
cool I can't find my dad I lost my dad
but that's okay because we have like 30
minutes until the next ride can I just
say the last train ride was so cool and
if that's the worst seat we're going to
have in this
video I'm excited with all that being
said there's a train here this is not my
train I need to get out of the way and I
can't wait for the next one hi hello
sorry
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coming to you live from the VIP seat
this is
insane I don't think I've ever had this
much leg room ever and I'm not that big
of a guy get aad of this this is only
the second seat of the video and as soon
as I sat down I was given a menu with
tons of food listed on it I think it was
basically like a server and you better
believe I ordered some dinner before
dinner arrives how about a quick tour of
this seat the seat has two reclining
options one puts your head back the
other one makes you do a backflip Ryan
is on fire with just kidding here's a
little clip showing how it works it's
pretty much just exactly what you think
it would do there's also an outlet and a
personal private table this is the one
I'll probably be eating dinner on oh
here it is wow thank you this looks so
good Dad you jealous oh yeah oh wow that
looks good when he's actually
jealous sorry I'm acting different ever
since I got into VIP
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dinner was delicious I'm full I'm a full
boy but let's get one thing straight I
need to find that VIP bathroom to my
surprise someone was already inside that
man is a
VIP I have arrived to the VIP bathroom
emphasis on N I was going to say
emphasis on P it's a urine joke how many
people can that possibly get one anyways
I'm going to go PP
I'm serious this bathroom is pretty
small but it gets the job done does the
toilet
flush yeah it does the soap dispenser
however did not work so I just had to
rinse my hands with water please don't
tell anyone about this on my way back to
my seat I found a room but it's not just
some ordinary room no no no this is a
business room for talking business and
doing business things emergency
meeting so far so good how does it feel
to be a VIP feel very important at the
moment which city are you most excited
to see excited to see Venice
the history the canals super excited to
try some real Italian food I'm so
curious what this room is for I think
this is for all the board meetings
happen I feel like we're supposed to
talk business talk numbers we decided to
just eat Joy
Ride we made it to Venice
yay um yeah we can do the title screen
here
we made it to Venice before I could even
ask my dad what he wanted to do first he
flagged down the nearest boat taxi and
for some reason I get the feeling he's
enjoying this boat ride more than the
previous two trains combined but
honestly I can't blame him Venice is
beautiful I mean look at my dad right
now he's glowing I wonder what his video
looks
like good job dad anyways after a long
day of travel it was time to check into
the hotel and get much needed sleep
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good morning Venice once again my dad
and I are on a mission to recreate these
postcards the Venice one is actually
just a 5-minute walk away voila we made
it you can see the poles here used to be
red and blue and now they're yellow and
white say
Venice
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Venice after we got our postcard we went
out for some breakfast before our next
train ride and then my dad hit me with
this okay what did you just say we just
got here I want to stay what about the
postcards eat a bagette for me oh my
gosh not the oneliner you're really
staying yes all right I love you love
you too have fun you
too see you soon
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mhm it's about that time for the leg of
the trip where things start getting a
little wonky that's the word I picked
that's the word I picked for that good
way to describe it I did get a
notification on my reservation that the
dress code
is business professional suit jacket tie
slacks no jeans no shorts really I'm
literally wearing jean shorts what do
they expect me to pull up in a full
tuxedo no touch a sick DSLR shot of me
in a
tuxedo I'm on the train
yeah before I show you my SE can I just
vent for a second about how crazy it was
to get to this train this is such a
fancy seat that they have people come to
your hotel to greet you take you onto a
boat that boat takes you down the canal
which is Beautiful by the way I had an
amazing time in the canal they drop you
off at the train station I get out and
by the way I was waiting in line
completely drenched and sweat by the way
cuz I'm wearing a suit because they said
no jean shorts and guess what the dude
in front of me is wearing jean shorts
hey I'm not going to report him so he
I I'm not jealous even if I somehow
misinterpreted the dress code it's fun
to wear suits so his loss there's a
cappuccino and a plate of pastries right
here I enjoyed my pastries very much so
I was also greeted by the head chef who
gave me a ticket for dinner tonight
bottoms up that's not what you say when
you eat
things I don't know why it's it's time
for the sweet seat tour this site is
completely private I have it all to
myself I have a table for meals and
snacks and other sorts of things there's
a couch that pulls out into a bed at
night these are some wooden Shades that
can be closed for privacy and
potentially even dance parties all right
yeah train dance party oh my gosh I
think we're derailing here's the other
section of the cabin this cabinet is for
hanging clothes and there's also a safe
the seat comes with a robe and some cute
little slippers you also get
complimentary water fancy glasses and
this stuff as well as a bunch of
toiletries don't get me started on the
bathroom it is so fancy every texture
before my eyes right now is beautiful I
mean my comes with a full shower on a
train on top of the full shower you get
a mirror a frosted window for privacy
and a
toilet is that for your but I really
need to get to lunch before they stop
serving
it I don't know what pretty much
anything is on this menu but I'm
assuming it's all going to be great the
first course is Swordfish with this
thing pretty good next up was tuna again
quite good and for our last course pie
and bread these final bites at lunch
made me think about how much my dad
would have loved this meal the man loves
fish and Pie don't even get me started
on how how much he loves pie so this
extra seat in front of me it's sad it's
a sad sight okay I miss you Dad he's
still alive he's just in
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Venice I woke up confused why am I
wearing jean shorts where am I and what
does this blue button do there's so many
blue buttons in this
room let's find out together
elanora brought me tea she's the
personal Steward for this seat you know
if you need something else okay we'll do
thank you Elanor
cheers I love the little pastries they
bring M I could eat 80 of those so this
is a 24-hour train ride to Paris we are
actually going through five countries in
total we start in Italy then Austria
Germany Switzerland and France I cannot
believe my dad is going to miss the
Eiffel Tower when we got to Venice he
was glowing he was so excited I did
leave really quickly but I mean what
could he be doing right now
breakfast
stop heading that way Chasing You
Chasing you I'm going to get
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you I go
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here over the next few hours I just took
some time to look out on the countryside
and to admire all the cute little towns
we passed as I sipped on my tea I mean
how cool would it be to live in that
little
town this is my ticket to dinner I'm not
proud of it but I took off my jean
shorts and put on the slacks I think
dinner's probably the one they're going
to be most strict about for dress code
but there will be a time where I walk
out into that hallway and my jean shorts
proudly but for now I submit your
Authority let's go eat some
dinner that lady just had her head out
the window of the train that looked like
VI hey Marco how are you good maximum 1
Z for the gentle gentlemen all right
thank
you for the appetizer they brought out
Lustine not sure what that is then I had
seab Bass with caviar that's fancy and
for dessert I had a snow cone I think
that's pretty much what it is it was
like a lemon snow
cone I am done with dinner I walk back
into my cabin and what do I see an
entire bed I also got a nice letter from
elanora my train attendant person and a
huge pimple developing on my upper lip
this has been growing I think by the
minute so by morning it could be the
size of a small tomato I'm not going to
worry about it what I'm going to be
worried about is the fact that I can lay
down in a bed on a train
tonight I'm going to take a shower cuz
apparently I've got clogged
pores it is night time The Vibes are off
the charts I can't believe I'm actually
on a sleeper train right now this feels
I feel like a little kid I feel like a
little kid in a movie as a matter of
fact I feel exactly like that one kid
from Polar Express with the yellow shirt
and the glasses who's all like you know
what kind of train this is as a matter
of
fact I had to get this shirt custom made
and these glasses aren't even
prescription so that's was about 40
bucks for that joke if you guys could
just Spam the comments with nice shirt
that would go a long way for me that
would mean a lot it's pretty late I
think we've stumbled into Switzerland
I'm really hoping to be able to see some
Swiss Alps some mountains I was about to
go to bed but then I kept thinking about
how when I booked this ticket and they
emailed me the last part of the email
said Mr Tran we remain at your disposal
I don't even know if I want that like I
that's a little too much for me a little
too much power but if there's any way
I'm going to test that it's
this operation milk and cookies that
might have been the least cool thing
I've ever said
hello hey elanora good I have a crazy
question yes is there a way I could get
milk and
cookies or no milk and cookies dou check
okay all right thank
you hello no way I have a super good
news I me B I wasn't sure that's amazing
this is a dream come true thank you
elanora my pleasure wow when I said
cookies no wonder she didn't ask which
one she just brought them all this is
amazing this is like a dream come true
but it's a dream I didn't know I had you
know I'm taking these
off today has been magical this isn't
even my last train seat but tomorrow we
capture postcard number three I'm going
to go to bed so it happens faster I'm
about to go to bed good night sweet
dreams and all that but look how
satisfying this is to turn off the
lights off on off on
off good morning morning
routine while Eleanor made my bed I
decided to copy that lady from last
night and put the window down to look
outside it is just so beautiful I opened
up my shades for some extra sunshine and
sat down for some complimentary
breakfast well here we are the train is
moving the sun is shining we are in
France for breakfast today I've been
given two poached eggs on bit of a bread
type of uh of a dozen pastries fruit
salad and lastly a cappuccino Elanor was
like I know you love your cappuccinos
and I was like you're so right this
train has amazing
cappuccinos really good anyway just a
couple more hours until we get to Paris
I can't wait I'm really excited actually
really bummed that my dad's not going to
be there with me but I'm sure he's
having a great time in Venice well I
broke down couldn't help
it some Levis shorts
shorts I don't know if I captured this
successfully but this was one of the
most magical days of my life and as we
arrive into Paris and I pretend that I'm
not posing for these clips I know that
I'm here on a
mission Paris is awesome I came here
last year for my European penny series
fell in love with Paris as a customer of
this train even though you're getting
off you still get a chur to your next
hotel thank you so I checked in
and took a 4our power nap realized I
could see the Eiffel Tower from my hotel
room wow and then headed out on my
journey to recreate the postcard and
boom not bad oh I'm actually not in the
shot yet I was behind the camera to make
sure it looked good when I traveled the
new cities I'm pretty big on finding
low-key spots like spots that you
wouldn't really find anyone else at kind
of taking photos that's sort of my
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thing I love it here I'm currently
blocking a baby's face I just feel like
that's appropriate but anyway the
lighting is actually very similar and I
think we're ready to take this photo I'm
so sad that my dad's not here I feel
weird taking this by myself would you
like to be the photo might as well my
Dad was supposed to be here with me but
I'm going to send this to him and make
him jealous so okay ready 1 2 3 We Love
Trains Johnny pleasure meeting you
you know what I just realized back when
I ran track when I was younger I always
dreamed of qualifying for the 2024 Paris
Olympics and I'm actually here filming
this video during the 2024 Paris
Olympics but instead of competing for my
country I'm filming a YouTube video
about
trains and that's pretty
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cool good morning I am preparing for my
final train ride to Budapest that's when
I saw a supermarket that I remember from
my penny series that 100% sells
baguettes I located a fresh baguette and
bought it which may have been a mistake
bag anyways this time I got a police
escort to get to the train that feels
like a little bit much but I guess this
is the most expensive train ticket in
the world so let's get on it
I'm on the
train it's the same train I'm just in a
different cabin this Suite is similar to
the last Suite however this Suite is
Grand it's called the Grand Suite this
is literally the most expensive train
seat in the entire world and here's what
comes with it the couch is Grand the
table and chair they're Grand the amount
of space you get is Grand the bathroom
is pretty much the same as the last one
but it is undeniably Grand the woodwork
is Grand the fruit bowl is Grand the
lamp shades are Grand but the grandest
thing of all this Suite has a full-on
bed what I can't believe my eyes there's
a bed and a couch and a seating area and
the bed goes up like this so you can
store your luggage underneath it how do
they even do this woodwork I finally got
one of those aesthetic train shots I
normally mess these things up I okay
yeah the tripod fell so that's the Grand
Suite I'm officially on my way to
Budapest it looks so pretty I'm excited
to see what the rest of this experience
is like compared to the last one we
don't have elanora this time around
however she is on the train and she came
by to tell me hi earlier no no no the
Grand Suite customer gets Leno loo I
think is publicly known as like the goat
of stewards I mean look at him
absolutely crushing it just telling me
how sick this Suite is my goodness Leno
go off so it's almost dinner time and I
anticipated this I anticipated the grand
sweet dinner I was waiting for it I was
ready for it and I even packed something
specifically to wear for my final dinner
on this train and now I'm having second
thoughts I don't know if I to do this
should I really put this
on nah n I'm not going to wear
it I can't do this I'm not going through
this I'm wearing something else that
outfit took up like 80% of the space in
my luggage for this entire trip I don't
want to disturb people I feel like if I
wear it I'll disturb someone at dinner I
once again found myself looking at an
amazing view with some delicious bread
and a variety of other foods that I
don't really know what they're called
but they're fancy and they taste great
and just when I thought I could not not
eat anymore they brought out this I
don't even know what I'm eating honestly
but it's so good we also went through a
couple of tunnels during dinner that was
fun before heading to bed I slammed a
cappuccino that feels like a good idea
and when I walked back into the Grand
Suite it seems that loo left me a
surprise all right you guys can tell me
if I'm crazy or not first of all I've
had like seven desserts since I got on
board I just ate dessert at dinner and
what do I come back to in sweet a
fullsize cake but here's where things
get crazy do you know what the cake says
are they messing with me enjoy ride
enjoy ride that's weird because my candy
brand is literally called Joy
Ride I just spilled the
cake you already know this but most
candy is packed with sugar junk
ingredients fake colors when I was in
Paris I saw a Mountain Dew that looked
like this America Europe doesn't roll
like us and that is my dream for the
world of candy throughout this video I
have been absolutely devouring bags of
Joy Ride like my life depends on it and
that's because it does we are trying to
make Joy Ride the number one selling
candy at Target I've got a five-phase
plan that I'm calling the climb and I
need some Mountaineers update Joy ride's
current sales rank in the candy aisle
number 31 that's a long way from number
one but we're on the list and that's all
I need to know that it's possible Target
gave us 3 months on the bottom shelf to
prove ourselves that we're worthy of
sticking around and we did it you guys
crushed it now we're rolling out into
practically every Target in America and
we're going to be in the actual candy
section so if you don't live in America
just go follow Joy Ride SES on Instagram
that'll help us so much but if you do
live in America go to your local Target
and buy as much joy ride as your heart
desires and let's become the number one
selling candy in
Target I smell like butter I'm going to
shower come on a train
I don't smell like butter
anymore after my shower I decided to do
one last little exploration this is my
last night on the most expensive train
in the world I'm going to make the most
of it eventually I located this train
car everybody is dressed super fancy but
I'm really only here for one thing you
guys have Shirley temples yes I just
have a Shirley Temple as my fun drink
was prepared this guy was shredding on
the piano he's so good I'm having a
great time this doesn't even feel like
real
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life I really wish my dad was here to
experience this with
me I'm in bed somehow this is even more
surreal than the residence the suite I
got to stay in in my Airline video it
truly just feels like I'm in a movie
right now like I I don't even know what
kind of movie maybe like Polar
Express I'm sorry I just had to do the
joke one more time I had like made this
design and everything well I'll see you
in the
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morning good morning Mr morning L very
good how are you doing it was really
good before I could even say the word
cappuccino loo brought me the biggest
breakfast I had ever seen yummy this all
looks amazing I really wish my dad could
have experienced this I miss him I also
miss Johnny I think I wonder what he's
doing right
now anyways I've learned a lot about
myself through this experience the first
thing is I really do love trains I I
want there to be more trains in America
and the second thing and maybe even more
profound I love tunnels I just love the
feeling of going through and exiting a
tunnel I mean dude look at the size of
this
bridge is that are you seeing that the
scenery during this trip has been
look at this imagine just living in this
little town where like where are we
right now it's so adorable this has to
be one of the most beautiful routes in
the world all right that's enough I'm
going to house my meal
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now we are almost
there I haven't been completely honest
with you when my dad and I used to go
buy these postcards we never actually
expected to be able to go to these
places it not even not in a million
years honestly we just thought it was
funny we liked to go to the convenience
store together to buy snacks and fun
drinks it might sound dumb to some
people but it was it was a way of
spending time together so in Paris when
I was looking at Budapest and the
baguette and thinking about how excited
my dad was to try a baguette from
Paris I'm not going to be able to
recreate this final postcard because
this train is not even going to Budapest
this is my last night in Europe and I
want to spin it with my dad
I'm going to make the emotional music
louder
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now all the way from FIS might be a
little
Staley turns out my dad made a lot of
friends here in Venice this is his first
time leaving America so we spent the
night the only way we know how eating
pizza together and I wouldn't want it
any other way
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thank you so much for watching this
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click it I don't know I guess that's
what they want you to do you should
watch it it's probably a good one I
don't know maybe I'm biased love you bye