Egg Fried Rice

[Verse]
Steppin' to the screen now
Watchin' chefs cook somehow
Egg fried rice they messin'
Thinks they need a lesson

[Verse 2]
British cooks they struggle
Turn that pan to rubble
Rice stickin' dry and tragic
Where's the cookin' magic?

[Chorus]
Egg fried rice disaster
Need a tutor faster
Come on gimme chopsticks
These Brits need some new tricks

[Verse 3]
Oil too much splashin'
Eggs they ain't a-smashin'
Soy sauce in a puddle
Man
They need a huddle

[Verse 4]
Don’t you add no ketchup
What’s this Western set up?
Veggies all uneven
Audience ain’t believin'

[Chorus]
Egg fried rice disaster
Need a tutor faster
Come on gimme chopsticks
These Brits need some new tricks