Denim Exhibitionists

Track seven of Musical Stories Hardly Worth Telling - Denim Exhibitionists

I got tired of adding all the titles, maybe I will some time, but for now here are the lyrics:

After tearaways and ski jumps
went out of style
in came huge oversized jeans
like giant balloon pants
always hanging down
guys were walking around
with their legs far apart
trying to keep their pants up
but they're all hanging down
I don't want to see your Simpson boxers

[Chorus]
Why can’t they just wear jeans that fit?
Those pants can’t be comfortable
Riding up and hanging down
It’s got to be annoying
Who convinced them
to wear those jeans?
Do they really believe it’s better?

So when the next style started coming in
I was grateful
It was the super tight jeans for guys
and I thought
“Great they're going to be tight
so they're not going to fall down.
I might see all the detail
but I'm not going to see
the butts anymore”

[Chorus]
Why can’t they just wear jeans that fit?
Those pants can’t be comfortable
Riding up and hanging down
It’s got to be annoying
Who convinced them
to wear those jeans?
Do they really believe it’s better?

But do you know what happened?
Rather than getting men's skinny jeans,
guys would wear women's jeans
and you may not know this
but women's jeans are cut differently than men's jeans
Women's jeans don't come up all the way
so guys still couldn’t keep their jeans up
and their butts were still hanging out
so you had all the disadvantages of women pants
and all the disadvantages of fat man pants at the same time

[Chorus]
Why can’t they just wear jeans that fit?
Those pants can’t be comfortable
Riding up and hanging down
It’s got to be annoying
Who convinced them
to wear those jeans?
Do they really believe it’s better?

So I took one of my Stand-up bits and used Udio v1 AI to make it into this song. Using my prompts and the song lyrics. Udio’s Ai also made the image and simple video.

Popularity, from Stories Hardly Worth Telling. You can see the whole show I performed at my old High School at logantsmith.ca