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I Could be a Superhero
Track ten of Musical Stories Hardly Worth Telling - I Could Be a Superhero
Lyrics:
So I went to the next most logical step
which was of course,
to be a Superhero
That's another good job
It doesn't have any of the problems that being an athlete does
you don't need any previous experience
or training of any kind
[Chorus]
Bit by a radioactive spider
[Shout] Superhero
Fall in radioactive goo, go blind,
[Shout] Superhero
Sometimes they’re just aliens
and don't know it
I could be an alien
I’m from a big family
one of us could have slipped in
I started designing my superhero costume
What do superheroes wear?
Spandex Suits
As flattering as that would be for me
there was a problem with the spandex suit
No pockets!
[Chorus]
Bit by a radioactive spider
[Shout] Superhero
Fall in radioactive goo, go blind,
[Shout] Superhero
Sometimes they’re just aliens
and don't know it
I could be an alien
But there is a super person,
not really a hero,
the Hulk,
he wears those slick purple jeans
he's got pockets in there
but when he gets angry
he gets all huge and green
his hands are too big to fit in his pockets
you ever had a pair of jeans like this?
Where your hands can't fit in your pockets?
it’s so frustrating
I relate to the Hulk
[Chorus]
Exposed to Gamma radiation
[Shout] Superhero
Bit by a radioactive spider
[Shout] Superhero
Fall in radioactive goo, go blind,
[Shout] Superhero
sometimes they’re just aliens
and don't know it
I could be an alien
So I took one of my Stand-up bits and used Udio v1 AI to make it into this song. Using my prompts and the song lyrics. Udio’s Ai also made the image and simple video.
Pockets of Ambition, from Stories Hardly Worth Telling. You can see the whole show I performed at my old High School at logantsmith.ca
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