Mars Cafe #01: "Christmas Special"

Once upon a time, some genius thought he could adapt his graphic novel into a cartoon show, just by dropping his low-effort gag panels into Photoshop and then regurgitating them into a cheap video editor.

At any rate, the overall plot of these first 36 episodes is that various bungled investigations, by Cabeza Policia, will eventually lead the discovery of KAARP's "Secret Triangle" conspiracy, and culminate in Space-Byron's infamous "Simulation Experiment" that knocks reality off its axis.

Here's the original synopsis for "Christmas Special":

The documentary film crew heads to Mars to document the adventures of Sheriff Bill and his intrepid Cabeza Policia Forza. This is your portal into the world of MARS CAFE. Sheriff Bill receives a threatening telegram (possibly sent by Hombre De La Bolsa, but likely not), and then proceeds to get wasted; Space-Byron tells his history, then becomes a breakfast cereal; Monica, from the Ministry of the Interior, documents her professional relationship with Sheriff Bill: And then Emory Bunny learns the true meaning of Christmas, thanks to an impromptu visit from the Normans. Yule laugh, perhaps, until you are not laughing at all! #marscafe #pulptarot #yearsformonths #Jesus

Based on the graphic novel “THE MARS CAFE: 300 OF THIS” by Sean Simmans. Available at https://www.drivethrucards.com/product/331143/THE-MARS-CAFE-300-OF-THIS

THE MARS CAFE is (c) 2005-2024 by Sean Simmans, all rights reserved. simmans@gmail.com

Original score, including INTRO, BILL'S THEME, EMORY'S THEME, and OUTRO written and performed by Kelly Taylor.

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