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STRANGE AND MYSTERIOUS! Classicpasta STING THEORY by TESLA. Part 1.
"I've got no strings to hold me down
To make me fret, or make me frown
I had strings, but now I'm free
There are no strings on me
Hi-ho the merry-o
That's the only way to be
I want the world to know
Nothing ever worries me
I've got no strings so I have fun
I'm not tied up to anyone
They've got strings, but you can see
There are no strings on me
You have no strings, your arms is free
To love me by the Zeider Zee
Ya, ya, ya, if you would woo
I'd bust my strings for you
You got no strings, couci-couça
Your savoir faire is ouh là là
I've got strings, but entre nous
I'd cut my strings for you
Down where the Volga flows
There's a Russian rendezvous
Where me and Ivan goes
But I'd rather go with you, hey
There are no strings on me"
Audio curtesy of Elevenlabs
Music:
Density & Time-Under The Rug.
Esther Abrami- Remembering Her.
Text: TESLA (with minor grammatical/editorial edits.)
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