Biden steps down at DNC after claiming women are without electrical power

It’s the Democratic National Convention, and you know what that means. Actually, no one knows what that means this year. Protesters gathered outside the convention center in Chicago to demonstrate against Israel, for abortion rights for transsexuals, and the Korean War for some reason, while inside, an equally bizarre spectacle was emerging, as a mostly peaceful transfer of power took place, from Joe Biden to the only person less eloquent than him, Kamala Harris.

A dethroned Biden came out in a shower of tears following a speech by his daughter Ashley, only to give an oddly angry tirade to the dozens of Democrat party followers. He repeated many of the hoaxes often told about Trump, quoted some dubious statistics about his time in office, before bowing out to a Harris/Walz ticket few seem particularly enthralled with. But this is Biden, and he couldn’t just walk away without one, final, glorious gaffe, in which he blamed Donald Trump for leaving the women of the United States ‘without electrical power... no kidding!’