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Elevator Fart
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Elevator Fart
By: Ray Genbonoure
Performed by: JayEye∞AI
Was it you?
Did you bring this upon us?!
Up Down, Push the button
In a hurry, Always rushin'
Grab breakfast, ate a muffin
Off to work, always hustlin'.
Got to work, In the lobby
Check in, Tummy bubbly
Shuffle quickly to the lift
Elevator, comin' quick.
Suddenly the doors slide open
Into the cab everyone rushes
Stomach churning, roiling, burning
so many stops, will the dam be broken?!
I cross my entire body!
Try to keep the beast in!
Thank god, it's silent but deadly!!
But the smell soon becomes sin!
ELEVATOR FART! ELEVATOR FART!!
People squirm as I die inside!
ELEVATOR FART! ELEVATOR FART!!
Don't make contact with their eyes!
(Silent but deadly)
(shart! shart!)
Destination finally here
Make my way from the rear
pushing past ignoring stares
blame the old lady, gasp for air!
Grrrraaaaaaggggghhhh!
I cross my entire body!
Try to keep the beast in!
Thank god, it's silent but deadly!!
But the smell soon becomes sin!
ELEVATOR FART! ELEVATOR FART!!
People squirm as I die inside!
ELEVATOR FART! ELEVATOR FART!!
Don't make contact with their eyes!
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