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Flustered (Eminem Diss)
Just my views that came to mind when seeing the video of him sitting around "flustered" by Trump. I DO find him talented and nobody can take that from the man but...A diss rap is necessary anyway...Hahahaha!
Lyrics:
[spoken]
Ha! Eminem getting all flustered over Trump...Oh my stars and garters, Ize so, so flustered....
Hahahahahaha!
[verse]
Clusterfuck buster-punk rusted out,
Watch the dusted dumb luck cusser fuss and pout,
Runnin' spoutin' mouth about what the slouch don't got clout to shout about,
Just routes of out loud,
bouts of grasps and gasps about spazzin out now,
Them ain't thoughts in ya knot, ya got got by legions of evil demons,
the weevils eased in with yo diseased friends, yo pleased men, yo at ease friends, Eazy like Eric to grin and bare it through every new doom loop the Cleric's give and merit,
From gay marriage you had to ride bone for and atone for to lose what ya felt then, the dummy druggy not only buddies but lovey-dovey huggin Elton,
But hey yo, ya might be homo,
That's yo show but who don't know that's your main demon the plain reason ya wanna aim seasons and dump ya grumpy chump punk bunk on Trump
[chorus]
Oh no, he gettin' so flustered
Too many voices in his head, so many choices he can't muster,
Gone is his life's luster,
Can't find a wife cuz they all know what gets Emmy flustered,
Like fiddy said, there's many men and he wants to be their fluffer
What a puffer, oh no he gettin' flustered
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
[verse]
Sittin' spittin spewin' doofus views in an interview
Goofus moves to the tune of a few goons that skew news and do dudes in their livin' rooms,
The swine team of Winestein, Feinstein and Springsteen,
Lie-ying, try-ying and dye-ing to bring-things,
Up from Hell, swell ya love Hades, shady
Cuz ya failed and bailed from the ladies lately,
I mean, it seems you got green and top things,
Drop zings, the props ring but no hope or dope hoes no Wop flings,
We've all seen it before, you cleaned it and lostit before
And every other sentence you mention has intentions of kickin' hinges off of ya closet-door,
and that's just ONE of the demons scheme'n and bleedin' speedin through ya sleazy pores screamin more,
Worried with a hurried flurry of "I can't be me no more?"
No worries, scrote
Be ya stories, dope
Trump don't care who ya wanna hump,
That's a lie from those that chose to throw bows on Ivanka Trump
[chorus]
Oh no, he gettin' so flustered
Too many voices in his head, so many choices he can't muster,
Gone is his life's luster,
Can't find a wife cuz they all know what gets Emmy flustered,
Like fiddy said, there's many men and he wants to be their fluffer
What a puffer, oh no he gettin' flustered
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
[verse]
Hey, let's lose the "he-gay" taunts and saunter on to the preponderance, of what's on and beyond the fence,
then wander in, right on back to what had yo yappin' raps fast to the happenin' stack clappin' back in your defense,
You went in like Prince with a win against the New World Order,
Then rinsed that shit and went and been they true hurled porter
"CARRY THEIR MESSAGE, MARSHALL!!!!"
"BURY YOUR BLESSINGS, ART FOOL!!!!"
You won't be remembered in sculpture,
more like dismembered by vultures cuz you're
Culturally dead, from I can't believe what he said,
to "Is he gonna stray back or sway back,
or stay wack,
Where's that rep for lacking respect backed with actually backing a threat and actin outta line with the rhymes,
Been there, done thet?
Bein' a lib kid at fiddy is some shiddy bum-shet!
amm-eye gonna have'ta play back a dumb cassette,
to see what used to be get instead of fetch,
I reject this new shit, spewed shit that makes us wretch,
Lib-Eminem way back when seemed a stretch,
You're like pee E, you fought the power,
Went pee see, got punked and sunk, and now devoured,
Why? just for another lie of the hour,
Your greedy ass needy mo' cash?
Cuz po lil beeby used to be trash,
Well,you still are if you star next to losers,
and let's face it, you wouldn't'a made it without your producer,
Speakin' of which you can eat all the dicks but keep politics off da rolidex or off your spectrum,
Cuz ya don't know shit about this election or the nex one,
Get mad back and act like ya gonna flex son!
You'll kick my ass and break necks, huh?
HUH?
(spoken)
Nah, cuz you only aim at people that don't matter...
[chorus]
Oh no, he gettin' so flustered
Too many voices in his head, so many choices he can't muster,
Gone is his life's luster,
Can't find a wife cuz they all know what gets Emmy flustered,
Like fiddy said, there's many men and he wants to be their fluffer
What a puffer, oh no he gettin' flustered
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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