Everyone Is A Pirate - You Are A Pirate

Some people will ask; why is everyone a pirate? To which there can only be one answer. And that is, because everyone wants to be a pirate. So, there you have it.

BTW everyone is also a Viking. And also Lederhosen-wearing yodelers. And then you realize that this just might be part of a medley. Don't think I don't have the basic material for this already. I feel like I'm a pirate too!