I should be paid a therapist's salary

It sounds like you're imagining a dog with a knack for understanding human emotions and offering support! Here’s a playful take on what a dog might say if it felt it deserved a therapist's salary:

*"I mean, seriously, have you seen how much emotional support I provide? I’m basically a fur-covered therapist! I listen to your woes, comfort you after a bad day, and never judge your snacks. My loyalty is unmatched, and I’m always here to help you de-stress. So, where’s my paycheck? I’d like my therapist's salary, please, because I’m worth it!"*

Dogs really do offer a lot of comfort and emotional support, and their presence can be incredibly therapeutic. If only they could cash in on that!