Cheap Therapy 8/8/24

Last time on Cheap Therapy:

Well, I don't have a mimsy to clean, but I do keep my pickle polished.
I don't have any big girl panties, but I do have a lovely array of boxers.
Felix recommends microwave boxers... so you can stay warm and still bake a potato in your shorts.
If you're going to force fun on me again, I'm going to have to put on pants. Or take them off; depending on what you kind of want.
Although I did step on one of the bridesmaids' feet, I did end up having a wonderful time and didn't have to pay any of the damages.
If a Scotsman is lucky, the only thing he's wearing under his kilt is lipstick.
Who knows what will happen this week?