it doesn't take much to be better than cheetos but still...never eat the whole bag

this is sophie mind you
that's the sound of i don't wanna be here
she's mad becuz she isn't going home
paisley n sophie watch eachother's every move
paisley pays all the bills so she is pissed that i brought this bitch into HER house
i missed Divine Liturgy this morning due to food poisoning or some shit
paisley helped me go back to sleep today
i trust my cat more than i'd trust any american doctor
the best shrink i ever saw told me she couldn't help me
best advice ever: leave
authority can fuck w/ sheep that wanna fit in
narcissists wanna maintain a specific image in relation to the world
YOU. SOUND. SO. ARROGANT
i need to be putting collagen in my smoothies, i have had it this whole time
don't eat a whole bag of pita chips
sometimes i binge eat n it is always a mistake
my body indicated that that was the wrong move
all drugs are more of a comfort thing than they are my routine
i don't require the same dosage of medicine
just cos sumin is medicine don't mean that it can't be abused
if you don't understand why you do things then you probably don't do em right
i always knew why i smoked pot
i almost smoked some today cos i felt like shit but i knew i'd regret it so i didn't
practically everyone i associate with smokes a lotta weed
i am either smelling it or it's been blown in my face
i messed up my throat having been a chain-smoker for 10yrs
i can just look at some of these people i work w/ n be vicariously high
they have always taken advantage of the general public's ignorance
i started smoking back in 2002/03
they upped the spikage for sure
ag's general rules that nobody has to follow but me
every kinda canola oil is gmo
they keep repeating no artificial this or that n yet it's still shit
this little bag was $5 where a bag twice this size of doritos would be less
futile to complain about what will never change
i hope to inspire people to live a life they understand
stare at leo (he stares at you, too)
i make these smoothies so i don't have to eat
the initial reason why i started smoking weed
there's a lot that i say on this channel that i don't say on stage
i definitely have enough to confuse them n piss some of them off (typically in only 4min)
i finally ate it yawl!
i will get all excited for nothin cos my intentions don't have as much of a following as i always hope
they DO NOT say non-gmo amy
i hate women doing comedy like just the thought of it makes me sick to my stomach so i HATE doing stand up
i have views about feminism that are contrary to my lifestyle
i talk about schizophrenia cos many do not wanna have an open honest conversation about mental illness
thank you national center for biotechnology information
occipital lobe is deformed so we experience visual hallucinations
alternative insight allows for a lot of confusion not just for us but for the general public
they forget that they were fighting until they remember that they hate each other
i don't think i showed yawl this w/ decent lighting
only the select few (ie chosen) will understand this poster n relate to it
i'll just let my art fade cos it's supposed to be representative of the world anyway
i can't think about it too much or i will start crying cos it astounds me how God has worked in my life
i'm really grateful that God made me this way now
social media is mainly just a distraction
if society were worth a shit you'd be right
our ability to retain any of this information is dwindling so...
there are only so many jokes you can make
real life...universal (and voluntary) poisoning of the masses