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Sweaty Balls
A man in a van has some very sweaty balls.
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I was in a mini van driving down the road.
One hundred degree weather.
And the air conditioner was on the fritz too!
I got sweat all around me.
Sweat getting in my eyes!
I have a big pool of sweat.
Forming down under my thighs.
I got sweaty!
Sweaty!
Sweaty!
Sweaty balls!
Sweaty!
Sweaty!
Sweaty balls!
My shorts feel like a sauna.
For my wrinkly nut sack!
They are bakin like potatoes.
Marinating in sweat stew!
I have been sweating for so long that my balls are really stinkin!
And i have found that no amount of cologne will help!
I got sweaty!
Sweaty!
Sweaty!
Sweaty balls!
Sweaty!
Sweaty!
Sweaty balls!
They are stuck to my thigh now.
I have to pull them apart!
Lucky for me.
I brought this spatula!
Hmm mmm mmm mmm!
Ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhhh!
Ohhh ohh ohh ohh!
Sweaty balls! Sweaty balls! Sweaty balls!
(I so totally have a bad case of sweaty balls!)
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