The talking frog

A man is walking down the street and finds a talking frog. The frog says, "If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess." The man picks up the frog and puts it in his pocket. The frog, from inside the pocket, says, "Aren't you going to kiss me?" The man replies, "Nah, I think I'd rather have a talking frog."
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