Phil Drizzles - Drawings in Brown
A man grabs a piece of dog poop and uses it as a brown crayon to draw on his grandpas car then tries to blame it on the dog.
Lyrics
Grandpa's station wagon, shiny and clean,
But I had a wild idea, a little obscene.
Found some doggie doo, on the neighbor's lawn,
Got an urge to draw, before the break of dawn.
Doodlin' with doo-doo, on grandpa's car,
Blamin' it on the dog, takin' it too far.
Lewd pictures and shapes, drawn with flair,
Grandpa's in for a surprise, when he sees it there.
I'm Picasso with poo, an artist with style,
But grandpa won't appreciate, my creative wile.
I blame it on Rover, the innocent pup,
But deep down we both know, I messed things up.
Doodlin' with doo-doo, on grandpa's car,
Blamin' it on the dog, takin' it too far.
Lewd pictures and shapes, drawn with flair,
Grandpa's in for a surprise, when he sees it there.
Grandpa's gonna be mad, when he sees the mess,
But I can't help but chuckle, I must confess.
A prank gone wrong, but worth the laugh,
I'll clean it up quick, before he blows his gaff.
Doodlin' with doo-doo, on grandpa's car,
Blamin' it on the dog, takin' it too far.
Lewd pictures and shapes, drawn with flair,
Grandpa's in for a surprise, when he sees it there.
Oh and i didnt wash my hands grand pappy.
Tee hee!
And i start to wash off his car with my pee.
Ohhhhhhhooooooo Baaaabbbyyyyyy! Drawings in brown!
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