Turd Ballad Word Salad (Kamela's Song)
Kamela Harris based rap
Lyrics:
[spoken]
Woozy! Oopsy! Woozy! Woozy!
[chorus]
Call it a turd ballad,
this word salad,
You heard allat had to say,
But vote for this closed nose ho anyway,
anyway, anyway
Yo huh? what she say?
[spoken]
She a philosophizeristical bard!
[verse]
We must work together, work together
To see where we are, see where we are,
Where we are headed, headed
My past, don't ask, like gas it's unleaded,
Or maybe lots of lead, braindead, what's with my head?
No not that kind, don't be silly now
Who's Willie Brown,
Gwan tell ill ones about me an Montell Williams,
I feels dumb, feels dumb
But at least I'm not senile,
see me smile, smile
Uh huh huh huh huh HAAAAAW ha ha ha ha AWWWWWW
[chorus]
Call it a turd ballad,
this word salad,
You heard allat had to say,
But vote for this closed nose ho anyway,
anyway, anyway
Yo huh? what she say?
[spoken]
Is she high?
[verse]
Ukraine is a country in Europe (country in Europe, Europe)
It exists next to another one called Russia (called Russia, Russia)
I hope I can truss ya, truss ya to vote for me,
cuz I smoke trees and I'm coo yaw,
Blazed out crazy eatin doobs like Snoop Dogg,
Sarah Palin clared day way in with that seein Russia from Alaska on her porch thing,
I ask ya, can I be da worse thing?
Worse thing is I say this stuff sure enough after rehearsing (rehearsing)
Uh huh huh huh huh HAAAAAW ha ha ha ha AWWWWWW
[chorus]
Call it a turd ballad,
this word salad,
You heard allat had to say,
But vote for this closed nose ho anyway,
anyway, anyway
Yo huh? what she say?
[verse]
I'm in politics, y'all and I'm innit
First winnin Indian lady maybe anchor baby in the senate,
Naw y'all (did I say that right)
I'm from Montreal er California,
But I sometimes whine like I'm from Georgia,
"We gunnuh dew idda gen in twanny twanny fo"
Foe sho doe, uh oh yo,
I'm not high I'm off track,
Don't ask why I try to fly as Black,
My left wings, sweep and flap,
I'm in circles whirlin another lap,
HEAR ME LAUGH, HEAR ME LAUGH,
I LIKE TO LAUGH
Uh huh huh huh huh HAAAAAW ha ha ha ha AWWWWWW
[chorus]
Call it a turd ballad,
this word salad,
You heard allat had to say,
But vote for this closed nose ho anyway,
anyway, anyway
Yo huh? what she say?
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