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LIVE CHAT:

Qriist Supporter Shout out to my fellow White Dudes for Kamala!

Qriist Supporter 🦗 🦗 🦗

thrasybulus I think Carl Benjamin said that women criticize men who are INCELs, and men should do the same to women who are SINKs (Single Income No Kids). It's a comparable failure.

thrasybulus @Qriist Were you on L's stream?

Qriist Supporter @thrasybulus nope haven't tuned in to her streams in a while. Why do you ask?

thrasybulus @Qriist She did a spy stream of White Dudes for Kamala.

Qriist Supporter oh that's hilarious

thrasybulus Surprisingly insightful video into JD Vance: https://www.c-span.org/video/?443429-1/political-tribes

thrasybulus @Qriist Jeff Bridges came on and appeared as if he needed to announce his new movie "Dude, Where's My Dentures?"

thrasybulus @Qriist https://rumble.com/v58zfox-bde-watch-party-white-dudes-for-harris.html

Qriist Supporter @thrasybulus I know Jeff Bridges as the main villain in Iron Man and literally nothing else. More over, do celebrity endorsements actually work on anyone?

Qriist Supporter I've seen a few clips of that show going around. Manbuns, man, can never trust them.

Qriist Supporter show=event, or whatever

thrasybulus @Qriist It was politician, actor, politician, actor, etc. I believe the term is Appeal to Authority. Works on lefties, just think back to covid.

RonGreen1 It's time for the real Fox News. With those real foxy ladies, Beverly and Alex.

Qriist Supporter @RonGreen1 I identify as Replacement Alex.

thrasybulus @RonGreen1 We don't get any of those Fox under the desk lady leg shots here.

RonGreen1 @Qriist But can you dance like Ginger Rogers 💃

Qriist Supporter @thrasybulus but for a celebrity endorsement to work on an Appeal to Authority basis the target would have to believe the entertainment celeb has some kind of authority over them, which is asinine.

thrasybulus @Qriist Asinine yes. However people tend to transfer over knowledge/authority between fields in their heads.

Qriist Supporter @RonGreen1 I don't know who that is so I'm assuming you're making some kind of ethnic slur... Where can I vote for you?

Qriist Supporter @thrasybulus Oh trust me, I remember vividly how Bill Gates considered himself a COVID expert and the MSM just... went along with it.

thrasybulus Wasn't Ginger Rodgers the one who did Fred Astaire's dance rountines backwards and in heels for the talking pictures back in the last milennium?

thrasybulus Watching something and realized how Kamala Harris talks. Remember the kid in school who was completely unprepared for their presentation said 1 or 2 things & filled up the time resaying the same thing

thrasybulus in different ways.

RonGreen1 Happy birthday Alex. 🎂 You're a year older. And we're not. 😂

thrasybulus 🐈 ⬛ needs litterbox training.

thrasybulus Vagabound.

thrasybulus Transient.

thrasybulus Bobtail?

thrasybulus Black cats tend to be smart.

thrasybulus Putt Putt Putt Putt Putt Putt Putt Putt.

thrasybulus First timers throwing axes are probably a safety risk.

thrasybulus "I also hate being watched" Good thing you don't have an audience.

thrasybulus I didn't dig out this pond. i toccurred naturally she says while unsubtlely tossing shovel behind tree.

jbsx Supporter+ Happy Birthday Alex

RonGreen1 Beverly has a DEI cat.

Qriist Supporter Dead Except for Intervention

thrasybulus @BDayOldeHag Spoiler Deadpool meets Wolverine.
OakPoke Supporter+ Hello ladies and gentleman on screen and hello chat
OakPoke Supporter+ Alex I still love your hat. It'll work fine till it reaches your shoulders.

thrasybulus Who expects good acting from Hugh Jackman or Ryan Reynolds?
OakPoke Supporter+ Deadpool, more like Drowning Pool.
OakPoke Supporter+ hey thrasy, idk
OakPoke Supporter+ Alex is growing her hair out. she pretends otherwise

thrasybulus @CatWarmingMachine Pet the kitty and don't you drop below 50 pets per minute or the bus will blow up.

thrasybulus Brazil?

thrasybulus Brazil is larger than CONUS.
Quaser Hello politically incorrect people from the Kingdom :r+thinking: :r+greensiren:
OakPoke Supporter+ Ants in the pants

RonGreen1 Brazil has cannibals. Beverly would feel at home there.😂

Qriist Supporter She'd be king of the cannibals.

thrasybulus CONUS is an longstanding nilitary term for Continental US.

thrasybulus One of my fav trivia facts is that the PIN for the ATM was supposed to be 6 digits like the creators Brit Army serial number. His wife could only remember 4 numbers, so it's 4 instead of 6.
OakPoke Supporter+ He probably figured his wife was smarter than average, and I'd she can't....

thrasybulus The answer is C.

RonGreen1 All is good in the world. There is no news.
OakPoke Supporter+ True. no wars going on

thrasybulus @BDayOldeHag Need a feline removal service?
OakPoke Supporter+ I'll be back...the news

thrasybulus The Democratic Party is renaming itself to be more honest. It is now the CommunistNaziFascistJihadi Alliance for Unlimited Power.

RonGreen1 Does this suicide machine also tenderize the meat? Asking for a cannibal friend.

thrasybulus I think execution methods should fit the crime.
YourFriendPawl
Supporter+
$5
Happy early bday alex

thrasybulus I also think the problem with the death penalty is the people who work for the state. Specifically the quality of their work.

YourFriendPawl Supporter+ Wow

YourFriendPawl Supporter+ I come and we're talking abt r'ing ppl to death

YourFriendPawl Supporter+ :r+trumpfloss:

YourFriendPawl Supporter+ No i prefer this

YourFriendPawl Supporter+ The kitten's name is Sayton

YourFriendPawl Supporter+ Qriist's arch enemy

YourFriendPawl Supporter+ Qriist's name has two I's cuz he supports an eye for an eye in criminal justice

YourFriendPawl Supporter+ THAT MAKES THE WHOLE WORLD BLIND MY DUDE

thrasybulus We could always go full Socrates. We lock you in a room and you can drink the poison or die of dehydration/starvation.

RonGreen1 I like the Aztec method of execution. Just cut their heart right out of their chest.❤️

thrasybulus "planned death... was 'aborted'" Phrasing.

Qriist Supporter lol right

YourFriendPawl Supporter+ I remember that from the temple of doom

YourFriendPawl Supporter+ Its not hard to k yourself

thrasybulus Some tourist traps will sell anything to make money.

RonGreen1 In Washington, the right to die paperwork is available from the Dept. of Health. It's online.

YourFriendPawl Supporter+ Hello Canada, i am a disabled veteran and I want a stair lift. Response: have you condidered doing a flip off the bridge?

YourFriendPawl Supporter+ The pods look cool as long as theyre not for killing me

Qriist Supporter plot twist: they are for killing you

YourFriendPawl Supporter+ Guns look cool too

thrasybulus Purple is reserved for royalty.

thrasybulus You are nothing more than your race & sex affinity group. - Harris 2024

RonGreen1 Richer lost

RonGreen1 But Richer will still be there for the 2024 election.

thrasybulus What was Mark Lamb running for?

YourFriendPawl Supporter+ Thats why i never leave the house, white dude

JQuickDraw Supporter Hey just got here. What'd I miss?

thrasybulus Pennsylvannia is going full Kentucky. Their elections used to be insane.

RonGreen1 Lamb was running for US Senator

YourFriendPawl Supporter+ Fear of what white dude?

JQuickDraw Supporter PA Elections: 1 Bullet - 1 Vote

YourFriendPawl Supporter+ What should they be afraid of?

thrasybulus Cat scratch fever.

thrasybulus Kittens with their mommy have someone to train them.
YourFriendPawl
Supporter+
$5
May I come on the show? I promise not to be disruptive

TheDimSide AdminRumble Premium User https://streamyard.com/68cfhk5r3m

YourFriendPawl Supporter+ Thx

YourFriendPawl Supporter+ Aw thx alex

RonGreen1 How can you tell the difference between White women for Kamala and White dudes for Kamala. They all look the same.

YourFriendPawl Supporter+ Omg mrs frazzle

thrasybulus Rapinoe is part of why no one watches women's soccer.

JQuickDraw Supporter Certain phrases have been forever ruined by groups of stupid people. Hence, commies.

JQuickDraw Supporter Alex, pay attention. This message is for you.

JQuickDraw Supporter The "toxic"? Is that like the chronic?

thrasybulus "Don't make it about yourself..." buy from my sponser with code IDIOTSVOTEKAMALA for an extra 25% charge.

RonGreen1 But us poor people have our dignity, damnit! Don't we?🤔

JQuickDraw Supporter Isn't Kamala a coconut? I'm confused.

RonGreen1 Filipinos only use sticks to to beat people that try to correct them.

thrasybulus Never correct a black person. Blacks wouldn't vote Trump. Therefore Trump supporters aren't black and you can correct them.

JQuickDraw Supporter Beverly, you're a half breed. You belong with the rest of us on the island of misfit toys.

JQuickDraw Supporter Aren't all ears "listening ears"?

RonGreen1 Some ears are downrange targets. 🤣

JQuickDraw Supporter Some ears are glory holes for monkeys.

thrasybulus Now lick it before you stick it like a good boyfriend should. If you don't you won't get a new diaper.

JQuickDraw Supporter Deaf ears are also listening ears, just broken listening ears.

MudderFetcher one of Kamala's ears is Jamaican and the other one is Indian

JQuickDraw Supporter Trump would be even more gangsta if he just raw dogged the torn ear during his rallies.

MudderFetcher are monkeys allowed at a donkey show?

JQuickDraw Supporter It's a peen-apple.

JQuickDraw Supporter That was a Richard Pryor reference. He has a bit about a monkey fucking his ear.

MudderFetcher Gab account: https://gab.com/epicMicrowave/comments

thrasybulus I see 1.5 white dudes on that team.

JQuickDraw Supporter So a rabid anti-immigration far-right fanatic shot the one (republican) candidate who had actually tried to do something about the border?

MudderFetcher Bill Mitchell was run-off both Gab and Patriots.WIN

thrasybulus Facebook and insta are both meta aren't they?

RonGreen1 There were big accounts that were banned on Twitter and they went to Gab. When Elon restored their accounts, they abandoned Gab.

thrasybulus Gab is like a local camping store. Twitter is like Cabela's. Technically competitors, but...

thrasybulus Turning down Musk's offer meant massive shareholder lawsuits.

MudderFetcher latest Elon/Maduro tweet: https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1818845968890019936

YourFriendPawl Supporter+ https://x.com/CollinRugg/status/1818686934556065933

MudderFetcher isn't calling yourself 'based' kinda like calling yourself 'cool'?

thrasybulus @FailedCarny Roller coaster maintainance matters.

MudderFetcher with Kamala it's Vote Blew

thrasybulus Sleep. Night.

YourFriendPawl Supporter+ byebye

RonGreen1 Vote red until you're dead. Then you will be voting blue.

Qriist Supporter night @thrasybulus !

MudderFetcher Beverly keeps putting the cast iron in the dishwasher

JQuickDraw Supporter Kamala 24: Support the Blue / Enslave the Black

RonGreen1 Why do women wear white on their wedding day ? So the dishwasher will match the other appliances.😂

MudderFetcher my wife knows that if she puts off doing some chore long enough my OCD will kick-in and I'll do them all lmao

MudderFetcher can't have the sex dungeon going un-powered

MudderFetcher Beverly have you been shitting in the dish washer? no wonder The Ginger hates it

JQuickDraw Supporter Is that a Brazzers video behind the pineapple?

JQuickDraw Supporter Washing machine dirty jokes: "Pretend I'm a washing machine and put your dirty load in me."

MudderFetcher I like how they did the ole $81 million to match the totally legit 81 million ballots

RonGreen1 Nixon was part of the Bush family.

MudderFetcher looks like a pineapple plant lives for 7 years

MudderFetcher "I have bolted on some tits and now I'm into kids."

MudderFetcher Alex posts a lot of Baldur's Gate porn in her Discord

MudderFetcher 🫡 💜very happy for you Beverly!
OakPoke Supporter+ it's pawl lmao
OakPoke Supporter+ ❤️ animals
OakPoke Supporter+ Idk who the guy is, but is the age diff 17 and 21? That's not that bad. I lied to a 25 year old gal when I was 16/17
OakPoke Supporter+ If he breaks toss that's fine, ge thim out

MudderFetcher I'm two weeks older than my wife but it's a very immature two weeks
OakPoke Supporter+ "gay pineapples for kamala"

RonGreen1 A man's wealth will determine how young his wife is.
OakPoke Supporter+ @Alex fair point...a friend of mine dated a 29 year old when she was 17...i thought it was weird...her paretns were ok with it...it's possible he was 27 idk. She wanted to marry him
OakPoke Supporter+ When Elon me and the boys show up to get Mardduro for some reason. Whatever the military or state department says, sure

MudderFetcher woment is the past-tense

MudderFetcher faculative is a Fact-Based Laxative

RonGreen1 Vaculative? Is that a woman that vacuums the floor?

MudderFetcher Intersex is when you do it on the highway right?
OakPoke Supporter+ A volleyball player (female) was pretty badly injured by a tranny volley ball player
OakPoke Supporter+ Didn't bang a couch
OakPoke Supporter+ media...jd vance killed a ghostbuster...media, he's a ghost buster slayer

RonGreen1 White couches for Trump

MudderFetcher I like to fuck lawn furniture to assert my dominance over the neighbors

RonGreen1 The governor of Virginia

RonGreen1 And he was a pediatrician
OakPoke Supporter+ JD vance's statement on no more cheap garbage toasters, we'll make in usa...to paraphrase, i like
OakPoke Supporter+ so , fingers crossed.

MudderFetcher "research"

RonGreen1 Alex doesn't need Google. She is Google.

MudderFetcher sometimes I research so hard that I pre-rooster all over the couch
OakPoke Supporter+ Alex "I am the liquor" Micili.

HeCute Supporter I'd buy your unit, Pawl. uwu
OakPoke Supporter+ what does UWU mean?

MudderFetcher the mother is an illegal alien if memory serves
OakPoke Supporter+ UWU is cutsie face? lol

YourFriendPawl Supporter+ yes. but more aggressive

RonGreen1 What do you name a baby that was found in a dumpster? 🤔
OakPoke Supporter+ I thought blacks were orks?
OakPoke Supporter+ idk the games

MudderFetcher Rachel Dolezal

MudderFetcher those are rich guy cargo shorts

MudderFetcher Jason's Famous Boneless Wings

MudderFetcher wait..what are these Rocky Mountain oysters I've been ordering?

MudderFetcher it's a construction...just like a tranny

MudderFetcher they all loved him until he ran as a Republican

MudderFetcher they spent like 35mins sorting audio issues and then tried to blame him for "cutting the interview short" because he had a rally scheduled

MudderFetcher Fuentes? is he one of those Mexican D&D orcs?

YourFriendPawl Supporter+ omfg mudder

YourFriendPawl Supporter+ that comment made me crack the f up

MudderFetcher rarely able to catch Pawl's stream, saw that he was a Pineapple, and just thought it was perfectly normal lmao

RonGreen1 Let them eat cake. - Beverly

MudderFetcher maybe cake was what her fans ate while watching her give birth...like a ballpark hotdog

RonGreen1 Never be in the same room with a woman giving birth.

Qriist Supporter too late, I was there at my birth

MudderFetcher so this is Destiny's Child?

MudderFetcher probably likes one of his mom's boyfriends better

MudderFetcher get your faculatives straight Pineapple!

MudderFetcher Fight Club by Brad Pitt

MudderFetcher Happy Birthday to everyone even if you're poopy

MudderFetcher I really like 'pre-rooster' too

MudderFetcher I love it

MudderFetcher great she's allergic to her own birthday now

MudderFetcher 💜 🍻

YourFriendPawl Supporter+ byebye everyone thanks for having me

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