Terrible 2's

This is a comical short story about Albert, a single Dad engulfed in and overwhelmed by the zany shenanigans and antics of his 2 kids. His life is in social recreational turmoil as he is conflicted with the burdens of responsibility versus the spoils of single life. It's a hilarious battle of good and evil in his conscience as he deals with this dilemma and decides what to do.