Anacondasin pros and cons to being a woman

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May 24, 2024
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Disclaimer: It should be noted that Anna is an extremely unreliable narrator. Anna has made plenty of baseless sexual assault accusations against family members and a neighbor. She will try to sucker people into interacting with her. Doing so is a bad idea.

Annacondasin (powerword: Anna Jane Clossin) is a 30-year-old autistic woman from Fort Wayne, Indiana. She is most remembered from a semi-viral video where she asked Notch, the creator of Minecraft to join her Minecraft server. Her username comes from the 1997 film, Anaconda which stars NWA rapper, Ice Cube.

After gaining attention for her being in cringe Minecon compilation videos, PewDiePie would react to Anna thus making her more popular. Pewds not being aware of what the future would hold with Anna feels sympathetic for her.

Anna grew up in a Lutheran home. You will notice a common theme with Anna referencing bible stories or verses on her Reddit account or TikTok. She's the moderator for r/LivingWaterofJesus, which she's also the sole member of this subreddit. (Archive).
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There isn't a ton of information on Anna's early life. Anna has revealed little nuggets of information about herself, but due to Anna's lying, it is uncertain how true everything is. Here is the earliest recording of Anna, singing her favorite country singer.

Anna attended New Haven High School in 2010. Anna has mental retardation and autism. According to Anna, she has a measured IQ of 70. She is blind in her left eye, and legally blind in her right eye. Despite these major disabilities she still succeeded in learning how to read and write. She can not read or navigate the internet without TTS assistance.
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MineForgeCraft Drama

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MindForgeCraft was a Minecraft server by Anna's father and sister. They ran this server from 2011-2016 (Archive), this is the same server that propelled Anna into popularity. On Nov 30, 2023, Anna would upload the video "What happened to my mineforgecraft server ?". She would explain the reasons why the server shut down in 2013. (Facebook) (Twitter)
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Here is a video from 2012 of somebody reviewing the server, sclossin would be Anna's father

After the video gained popularity, many trolls joined the server to grief and mess with Anna
Anna's family lost interest in running the server
Anna would talk to one of her dad's online friends, Starfire
Starfire is a married man with children who tried meeting up with Anna to have sex in a motel room
Eventually, Starfire would tell Anna's dad about what was going on

On September 20th, 2015, Anna created the YouTube channel "Anna'slovestories〈3". She has had previous channels in the past, but they have been deleted. This channel has 108 uploads. These videos came from when she graduated high school.
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Anna's first upload on this channel is named "Life after high school", where she reads aloud a story for 17 minutes. It's extremely uneventful and if you want to listen to Anna read in a different voice, then go right ahead.

In the video "Fashion show", she has a... fashion show. There's nothing special about this except she makes an off-handed comment about dressing up as a boy, which will be discussed in the next video.

In this video, Anna shows you how to put on makeup. Anna shows that she picks at her skin, which she wants to cover up. It should be obvious that you shouldn't put makeup on to cover an open wound. Anna talks about her eyesight in this video, one of the first times she discusses her eye problems. Anna manages to get makeup in her good eye. Towards the end of the video, you can hear Abby (her daughter) cry on the baby monitor. Anna's mom tries to calm Abby down while Anna is unaffected by this.

In this video, Anna would tell a """True"""" story about how she had psychic powers and got (almost??) hit by a semi-truck.

As mentioned above, Anna thinks that she's a boy. Anna has dressed like a tomboy multiple times but hasn't fully committed to pooning out. Anna talks about the negatives of being a girl and the positives of being a boy.