100% Beef- Driftin' Beetle (original)

Driftin beetle, wake up and smell the coffee
Night owl mornings makes it a zombie
it sometimes likes to roam the earth
indecisive it gets bored then itll disperse

Driftin beetle had another existential crisis
Its cynical with a nylistic bias
Driftin beetle adapts like camelions
What verse of it do you really want

It sticks out like a sore thumb
It thinks its free but its core is numb
What the world finds important is dumb
Following pipe dreams is morbidly fun

Hey driftin beetle, were like brothers
Everyones friend but no ones lover
Freespirit hopes its committed
How it sees life is a little different

That driftin beetle makes us laugh
Half the time ventin about its past
Hey driftin beetle write another song
only place we belong

(driftin beetle hows your emotional state
You come outta your shell here you know you are safe
Hey driftin beetle, dont you fly away
You are loved you brighten our day)
x2

dont fly away to a place of no return
Dont fly away wish you would learn
Hey driftin beetle please why not stay
You are loved you brighten our day