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FUNNY LITTLE PISS ANT
FUNNY LITTLE PISS-ANT
In the land of the internet, where memes roam free,
Lived a piss-ant so tiny, you couldn't even see.
With a thumb so itchy, and a heart so cold,
All he did was thumbs down, oh so bold.
He'd crawl through the pages, he'd crawl through the feed,
Looking for happiness to impede.
If something was good, he'd thumb it down,
Just to watch the likes take a nosedive, and drown.
Oh, the piss-ant, the piss-ant, thumbing down with glee,
Messing with your vibes, as he takes a pee.
On videos of kittens, on posts so bright,
The piss-ant's gotta do what a piss-ant's gotta do, all night.
From dawn till the dusk, he'd thumb away,
At cat videos, poems, even someone's wedding day.
He'd find a joke that made you laugh out loud,
And with a smirk, he'd thumb it down, like a clown.
He'd thumb down your cooking, your art, your dance,
Just because he could, he'd give no chance.
To the singers and the dancers, the poets and the jesters,
He'd thumb 'em down faster than a cow pissin on a flat rock.
Oh, the piss-ant, the piss-ant, thumbing down with glee,
Messing with your vibes, as he takes a pee.
On videos of kittens, on posts so bright,
The piss-ant's gotta do what a piss-ant's gotta do, all night.
Why so grumpy, little ant? What's got you so sour?
Don't you know that life's a journey, not a sad, sad hour?
Spread some love, share a smile, maybe you'll see,
The world's a better place when we're all happy and free.
But the piss-ant, he'd just shake his tiny head,
"It's more fun," he'd say, "to make others dread."
Thumbing down selfies, and photos of food,
He'd find joy in the misery, like a crab in a mood.
Then one day, he stumbled on a post so grand,
A picture of a unicorn, sipping a coke in a stand.
He couldn't resist, he had to thumb it down,
But the unicorn looked at him, with a frown so profound.
Oh, the piss-ant, the piss-ant, thumbing down with glee,
Messing with your vibes, as he takes a pee.
On videos of kittens, on posts so bright,
The piss-ant's gotta do what a piss-ant's gotta do, all night.
The unicorn spoke, "Why you gotta be such a jerk?"
The piss-ant thought hard, and his thumb began to lurk.
He realized then, in the vast digital sea,
It's better to uplift, than to bring down with glee.
So he turned his thumb around, gave it a mighty flip,
And started thumbing up, like a real internet hipster.
Now he's the life of the party, the belle of the thread,
The piss-ant's turned over a new leaf, and we all said, "Amen!"
Oh, the piss-ant, the piss-ant, thumbing up with cheer,
Spreading good vibes, far and near.
On videos of kittens, on posts so bright,
The piss-ant's learned his lesson, and it's a beautiful sight.
So let's all take a moment, and learn from this rhyme,
To be kind and uplifting, and not a waste of time.
And if you see a piss-ant, now thumbing up high,
Just remember, it's never too late to say goodbye to the piss-ant's old
sorry ways, and bring to all more happy days.
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