King’s Guard horse takes a bite out of tourist

OK, pop quiz, hotshot. You’re a tourist in London and you spot a stressed looking King’s Guard horse outside the Household Cavalry Museum, next to a sign that says ‘Warning — this horse might bite you.’ Do you:

A) Keep your distance from the horse?
B) Get up in the horse’s business?

Desperate for a selfie, our protagonist chose B, and her photo op ended as you might expect. Cue the horse chomping down on the woman’s arm as she screams in shock. Surrounded by a crowd of concerned/amused onlookers, the injured woman then faints, unable to cope with the ordeal of being nibbled on.