2 months ago

✌️🤣 PASS IT ON YA BIG DUMMY !!!

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I see said the blind man when he picked up his hammer and saw.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
I would really like to help you out today. Which way did you come in?
If you really want to look young and thin then you should hang out around fat old people.
Your Honor I am going to need you to try and keep up while I explain my defense.

Bamboozled, Whippersnapper, Hullaballoo, Bumfuzzle, Lollygag, Flabbergast,
Catawampus, Schmooze, Blubber, Fuddy-duddy, Gobbledygook, Wishy-washy,
Lickety-split, Namby-pamby, Scalawag, Gibberish, Skedaddle, Wampum,
Whirligig. Dingus, Hogwash, Squeegee, Doohickey, Hoodwink, Stumblebum,
Doozy, Floccinaucinihilipilification.

I AM NOT AS GUILTY AS YOU LOOK MISTER LAW MAN.
your honor I REST MY CASE.

Don't you look at me like that I WAS FRAMED.
To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
The advantage of having one child is that you always know who did it. IT WASN'T ME.
So, uh, you on the take, or what?
Aren't you that guy from the Village People?
Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.
Is it true that people become cops because they're too dumb to work at McDonald's?
Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. I PLEAD THE FIFTH yo.
Ding dong diddly diddly doo got chewing gum on my shoe, slipped on a banana peel face first in the poo, what's a hillbilly to do? Yankee doodle went to down riding on a chicken, got into a bar room fight and took an awful lickin. Went to Alabama with a banjo on my knee, I tell you this your honor I was framed it was not me.
ching chong king kong like a ding dong i'm leaving for hong kong. diddly dang diddly doo your honor it wasn't me must uh been you.
I'm uh dancin out the door you won't see me no more, skip too the loo to the boys in blue CASE DIMISSED AND A HOWDY DOO. Chicken in the outhouse, dogs on the run I'm outa here court dismissed it's been fun, hoe hoe hoe I gotta go fuzz is on my tail , I got no time for jail. diddly diddly doo. YEEEEEE HAAAAA SUCKA.