Dick's thread OP rewrite - Mad at the Internet

Josh hates Dick so much he asked for the OP of his thread to be rewritten. Josh was so proud of what his student did he decided to read it aloud for the class, rehashing things he's already said about Dick over the years. Not a personal army btw.

Clip taken from:
Mad at the Internet (June 18th, 2024)
https://rumble.com/v52ak6d-mad-at-the-internet-june-18th-2024.html