you still have options, don't let em convince you otherwise

super easy in this age to focus on the negative
cole hastings is more a conventional, non-conspiratorial version of me (oh and also an actual male)
coconut water is amazing
waaaaaaaaaaa...majority of yt comments
negativity keeps liquor stores in business
that ain't an app amy, that's a google search option
what if america wasn't the country that you were told it was
the internet is here to prove...
i already knew society was stupid before smartphones, no additional proof required
resilience is a beautiful thing
they couldn't foresee the negative repercussions of going along w/ the world
doing stand up literally makes me sick to my stomach
...but their image would be tainted!
being a piece a shit is fine so long as you're not racist
the internet has proven that most people are only image-oriented
very messy eater, that's why i'm covering my mouth
they don't have the time to seek after what they claim they want